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"the hamburger patty recall" ... do we need beef?

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Prof. Johnson noted thinker and developer of the vacumatic mind stimulator, gracefully
Poured a cup of coffee into his coat pocket.
Seated about him at the dinner table were some of the topflight politicians, office holders
And educators in the country. Beset by shortages and discontented constituents and solutions that just couldn't seem to click, these planners of governmental economies finally decided to seek the assistance of the great professor Johnson. "Now, gentlemen.' said the professor as he sheared a lock of his hair with his Scissors, if one of you will be kind enough to pass me a cigarette paper I will go to work." Professor Johnson, you are our last resort,"
Declared a senator wearily. Unless we find a solution to this national crisis in a hurry, our
Future will be very dark indeed. Our very honor and respect is at stake, so is our jobs."

"Very ominous, indeed," agreed the Professor. Proceed please. Since the hamburger patty recall, we now have a meat shortage., stated the senator bluntly, placing the problem in a nutshell. This is a problem you must solve. And a weighty problem it is, said the professor. Very weighty, indeed. But of course for the great professor Johnson, they become kindergarden problems. There is nothing I cannot solve. Nothing exists which does not have an explanation: nothing is if it wasn't nothing could it be if it didn't. From that premise, you
Can readily see that the most baffling mystery must have an answer.We can solve anything
If we employ the proper technique. Pardon me a moment until I get a chew.... The professor
Reached down with his scissors and clipped off a piece of linoleum, "Nothing like a good chew on linoleum when one must reflect, explained the professor.

Now for the meat shortage, he continued. You are all agreed that there is plenty of meat.
Correct? People are willing to pay for this meat and the cattlemen are willing to sell it and
The packers are willing to pack it. "Correct? And the railroads are willing to to transport it
On a cash basis.
"Very well, then," said the professor. It is a simple truth that a cow does not wish to die.
Being a beast of burden, however it must, it must serve the cause of humanity . It is not
Endowed with the higher talents, it cannot read and write, it cannot state its complaints,
It cannot refuse the ultimate sacrifice for which cows are designed. As long as man bids to live, the cow lives. When man's stomach feels the need of something more substantial
Than a liquid diet, the cow dies. The cow's providence depends upon the whims of man, then a superior intellect thereby determines the fate of lower animals.

It follows therefore that if man can decide that he likes beef, he can decide that he does not like beef. The point of view depends upon man. He has the intellect, he has the power to reason. ,Do I have the picture gentlemen? The distinguished guests nodded eagerly in assent.
"So It is beef"

Bill


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hopon

Oct 6 @ 8:48AM  
I have to be honest..... I didn't read your blog, but I did read part of the title "Do We Need Beef?"...... and so I opened it up, and when your cock pic jumped out at me, I decided right then and there, that I don't care who else needs the beef, but I will gladly take the beef any day of the week!!!!!! lol!!!!!!

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