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An Italian Grandma's Advice

posted 10/5/2007 9:18:51 AM |
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  dragonsflame61

ITALIAN GRANDMA'S ADVICE! LMAO

A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat,
but don't let him do that

He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna
likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that.
But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you,
you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that.

Doing thata willa disgraca the family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family.
When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him,
and disgraced HIS family!"
Nonna fainted!!

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Argit01

Oct 5 @ 9:32AM  
PrincessKissy

Oct 5 @ 9:33AM  
OMG, I am here... was married into an Italian family, it's TOO true!!
MamMan

Oct 5 @ 9:34AM  


Man, I guess I would not mind being " disgraced".....

Just to be "embarassed" would prove to be a good time...

Thanks for a good chuckle!



Now, how do I find a donna bella ???
Or, maybe a mujer hermosa??
Possibly, a schone frau??
A belle femme??
One mooie vrouw??

Let me think on that one....I enjoyed your joke, thanks again
ladybootscooter

Oct 5 @ 10:06AM  
good one!!
MEMEME69247

Oct 5 @ 10:19AM  
Cute,,,,real Cute....I am a

Thanks for the laugh and a kudo goes out to you.......
casuallylooking

Oct 5 @ 10:21AM  
Thank goodness that Nonna was there to give her advice to protect the family reputation. . lol
slohand_47

Oct 5 @ 10:22AM  
Mamma Mia ! ! ! ! !
Ewe_Wish

Oct 5 @ 10:43AM  
Omg that was so funny, A new joke we hadnt heard, too!!!
Lisa46

Oct 5 @ 11:48AM  
I would love to disgrace a family about now!
hornytoad55

Oct 5 @ 1:08PM  
Family disgrace would work for me also!!!! I alway like to protect a ladies family from getting disgraced!!!!
NachoBaby

Oct 5 @ 2:16PM  
heh... that'll learn his family!
onions2006

Oct 5 @ 7:13PM  
lets be politically correct now,its "unsatisfactorily pleasing" to the family.

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An Italian Grandma's Advice