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posted 10/3/2007 3:51:55 PM |
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Returned merchandise

Keep this in mind when you have something to return
and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
"RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES, RUB MY NIPPLES!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY

NIPPLES RUBBED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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Looking4ever

Oct 3 @ 5:02PM  
Deja' vu...didn't we read this just last week? She did this when she tried to return something at Wal-Mart...
ladybootscooter

Oct 3 @ 6:35PM  
Naw Deanna! She was hollering "Pinch my nipples"!!! But yeah we've seen it really recently!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Oct 3 @ 6:52PM  
Yeah, I thought I was reliving a few nights back when I saw this again.

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