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posted 10/3/2007 10:53:44 AM |
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  Bardog_6

I've fell victim to every one of these......


1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F#%@ YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.

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Lisa46

Oct 3 @ 11:02AM  
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

So not true I'm always on time And if you getta watch football I get to read a book! (that you bought me)
skinonskin

Oct 3 @ 11:15AM  
Silence- no matter what you say! You know you're in BIG fucking trouble!
funnygirl730

Oct 3 @ 11:18AM  
see what men cause us to resort too!
PrincessKissy

online now!
Oct 3 @ 11:19AM  
Let's not forget "THE LOOK"

Do not pass go, do not collect $200. In fact, your best bet would be to go put on your jock and cup, cuz it might get nasty.
CANDACECSR

Oct 3 @ 12:40PM  
Brilliant!!!!............At last! A man who actually understands!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 3 @ 1:07PM  
I felt the need to argue with you about all of those statements...............and than realized they were all true.
shellsmack

Oct 3 @ 1:10PM  
We are so good.
Bardog_6

Oct 3 @ 1:18PM  
Let's not forget "THE LOOK"


.....And there are 3 stages of "The Look"

Stage 1 - "The Look" by itself - Trouble but you might survive

Stage 2 - "The Look" with a hand on a hip - Bigger trouble! You are probably not going to get outta this without bodily harm

Stage 3 - "The Look" with 2 hands on hips - Your last act better be calling 911!
Tell then to tag the toe and zip the bag, 'cause you're through!
BLUEROSETATTOO

Oct 3 @ 2:09PM  
[B]wait wait !!! YOU FORGOT # 10 not tonight hun i have a head ache
eroticgoth1

Oct 3 @ 3:39PM  
" whatever"... Sorry I couldnt resist....
BuddhaDon

Oct 3 @ 4:16PM  
I'm glad I don't wear a ball-and-chain, yet...

That's funny stuff, skinonskin.



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