This is a variation of "3 Words After Sex" (Sherotica's blog...which I also saw on my-space as a chain bulletin)
Okay, make up three words that might be heard just before having sex. It's humor (be funny, don't be offended, etc.). Try to be original. If the blog gets too long, try using the browser search function to look up your key word(s) to see if it's been done already.
I'll start:
He's how big?
Please stop laughing.
Just ignore mom.
Eew, what's that?
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buttercup480
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Oct 3 @ 7:43AM
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It won't hurt
mmm mmm mmm
Let me see
Do you swallow
That feels good
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Rob58
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Oct 3 @ 8:34AM
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Spread 'em baby!
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fungirl4y
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Oct 3 @ 9:09AM
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it`s so huge!
fuck me hard!
oh take a shower please!
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Sunshinegal35
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Oct 3 @ 9:22AM
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Bang me baby!
Ride me hard!
Lick me good!
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nusouthorigin
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Oct 3 @ 9:25AM
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Where's The Condoms?
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straightup_9
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Oct 3 @ 9:31AM
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"I'm soooo drunk!" (usually said by blondes)
You want some? (quote from my wife)
Put on WHAT!! ? (eerrr...let's don' go there)
It's a commercial.....(usually said by husbands/boyfriends during the playoffs)
I never cum (usually said by women to boost a man's ego)
You got protection?...(not going there, either)
I'm a virgin...(usually announced by 13 year olds at family reunions in Arkansas)
I'm in bed...(another quote from my wife)
Your wife/husband home?...(usually said by a neighbor)
I'm so druuuuunk!...(repeated by the blonde if nothing happens the first time)
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Rob58
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Oct 3 @ 10:04AM
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Is it in 
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PrincessKissy
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Oct 3 @ 10:45AM
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You're kidding... right?
It's so... cute
Does it work?
It's not hard.
You're done... already?
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NachoBaby
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Oct 3 @ 10:54AM
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Brace Yourself Ethel.
you want what????
Not gonna happen!
Ya Nekkid Yet?
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DeDe54
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Oct 3 @ 12:04PM
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Is that all?
Where is it?
Remove the pantyhose
Are you wet?
Echo Echo Echo
Wheres my *bob*
Hard hats required
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DeDe54
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Oct 3 @ 12:33PM
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Slippery when wet
Knock before entering
Getin, shutup, hangon
thankyou come again
sorry had to add those 
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luscious_bbwpa
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Oct 3 @ 1:12PM
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Don't wake the kids!!! oooppssss that's 4 words....my bad 
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onions2006
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Oct 3 @ 1:38PM
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Close your eyes......
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maggiemae1969
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Oct 3 @ 3:09PM
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omg Brace yourself Ethel has to be the best...... wonderful blog ...
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Pudge2you
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Oct 3 @ 3:20PM
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Wonderful Blog Comment.
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skinonskin
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Oct 3 @ 3:57PM
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Ain't gonna happen!
Use your tongue!
Stick it where?
Do you squirt?
Straddle my face! (I didn't steal anything- I didn't say nose)
Bring the batteries?
Pinholes... what pinholes?
Open your mouth!
That'll be $300!
Oh, HELL no!
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coredump1101
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Oct 3 @ 5:19PM
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Right funny stuff!!
My personal favorite thus far is from PrincessKissy. There's a certain sinister evil the saying "It's so cute".
Thanks everyone. This is fun!!!
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chocolatemilf
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Oct 3 @ 5:29PM
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Make me cum.......
You go first..........
Do it NOW!!!
Lick it first.......... 
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coredump1101
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Oct 17 @ 3:10AM
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How much extra?!!
Did it burp?
Ooh, an echo.
Where's that flashlight?
It swallowed fluffy!!!
It's creating weather!
Uuhhh....ahhh....sorry.
Where's that shoehorn?
Where's that weedeater?
It's really happening.
What's a clitoris?
Ahhhh! Cold nose!
Your dog looks pissed! (just didn't work right in only 3 words)
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