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posted 10/2/2007 2:43:49 PM |
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  Lisa46

As I try to lighten my mood alittle here is something to make you men smile!

My Finance and I went together for over a year over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.


I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car........

by the way have I mentioned i'm the youngest???

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BuddhaDon

Oct 2 @ 3:04PM  
"I'm goin' to the country
Baby do you want to go?
If you can't make it baby
Your sister, Lucille says she want to go..."--Will McTell
onions2006

Oct 2 @ 3:37PM  
and Im still waiting to get married,give me one more chance!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 4:26PM  
by the way have I mentioned i'm the youngest???
Damn, I am glad your not my younger sister..........................of course that would have saved me three marriages.....................can i adopt you?
MissMisty

Oct 2 @ 4:32PM  
to funny !!!
nativeamr35

Oct 2 @ 6:31PM  
Yeah....I'd have plowed her before she said "I wan......"



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