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posted 10/2/2007 1:14:30 PM |
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Sometimes my mind wanders...as it threads it's way through the back alleys of my brain, it finds things....Things that makes me say "I wonder how that came about"...

Picture, if you would, a man and his wife, with 6 or 7 kids, traveling across the southwestern united states, in a covered wagon pulled by a couple of tired and worn out mules.......Their food practically gone, water barrel almost empty, temperature in excess of 100 degrees, they have sen nothing for days except cactus and dust.
Suddenly, he pulls back on the reins and yells WHOA!!!
He turns to his wife and sez: "Yep, Martha, this here would be a good place to start a ranch and raise our family".........

Which came first...the knife or the spear?.......Think about it....prior to the spear, our ancestors ate nuts and fruit...no need for a knife.....but, why invent a spear to kill an animal with no means of skinning and cutting it up to carry back to the cave?....

Hey...I never said these were good ideas...just my mind wandering....

And the most important question of all.......Who thought of giving a blow job first...a man or a woman?......THINK, first, before you answer....remember, before this point no one had ever had the concept of someone putting a penis in their mouth...

OK...back to reality now....I look forward to reading your ideas on these things......

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maggiemae1969

Oct 2 @ 1:33PM  
male dominace would suggest he thought of the blow job
dumblonde

Oct 2 @ 1:51PM  
the male's obsession with his penis would suggest that he thought of the blowjob...
Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 1:53PM  
Does it matter which came first, let's just be grateful it happened!
zena343

Oct 2 @ 2:33PM  
Hey Looking...........I AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!

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