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Women Are Evil By Nature

posted 10/2/2007 10:06:26 AM |
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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his  
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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BuddhaDon

Oct 2 @ 10:18AM  
That's so nasty.

On "Women Are Evil By Nature..." That's what I've been saying all along.

ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 10:20AM  
YOU did this didn't you?? c'mon....admit it....its all bout YOU
MEMEME69247

Oct 2 @ 10:23AM  
Love it,,,,thanks Stormy,,,,
MsHelle

Oct 2 @ 10:31AM  
think that about sums it up and a greenie
skinonskin

Oct 2 @ 10:32AM  
So, now I have to ask a lady friend on a date to an eatery establishment coming back from the bathroom, if there was toilet paper in the bathroom and has she washed her hands?
ladybootscooter

Oct 2 @ 10:35AM  
Buddha, we're not necessarily totally evil, just have better revenge skills!

Ynot- Me? You think I would do this???

MeMe and Ms Helle, thanks both so much I knew you would understand!

S.O.S.- And you just thought that hand lotion she had been using lately tasted funny!!!
hornytoad55

Oct 2 @ 10:43AM  
That could have been my ex. What would be mild for her.
luscious_bbwpa

Oct 2 @ 11:10AM  
omg that was so bad.....good but bad
lifeizabitch

Oct 2 @ 11:21AM  
we're not necessarily totally evil, just have better revenge skills!

HollyHummy

Oct 2 @ 11:24AM  
OMG that's bad....
straightup_9

Oct 2 @ 12:00PM  
Perfect.....
onions2006

Oct 2 @ 12:04PM  
Womens revenge slikks story:A man and wife were traveling down a farm road and at the time they were angry with one another and not speaking,they drive by some pigs and the husband says,"relatives of yours?" she replies.."yeah,Inlaws!' ha
ynot7769

Oct 2 @ 12:13PM  
Ynot- Me? You think I would do this???

let's just say the potential is there....
maggiemae1969

Oct 2 @ 12:25PM  
lady boot
Lisa46

Oct 2 @ 12:40PM  
Oh LBS you are soooo right! We are better at revenge And if we can't think of anything we will call a g/f and she'll help
Ewe_Wish

Oct 2 @ 1:31PM  
Women are not evil!!! We just know how to make a point with the biggest impact!!
StraddleMyNose

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Oct 2 @ 9:53PM  
Oh man, that is soooo wrong!!!

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