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This is cute!
posted 9/30/2007 5:55:32 PM |
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MissMisty
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused,and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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needsomenow789
Sep 30 @ 10:09PM
Very good, but do you think it will work, Lol
Ewe_Wish
Sep 30 @ 10:47PM
Very good, but do you think it will work
God, I hope it doesnt for you, needsomenow, you could put an eye out with yours already.
needsomenow789
Oct 1 @ 12:47AM
God, I hope it doesnt for you, needsomenow, you could put an eye out with yours already.
Only if you get that close, lol
Ewe_Wish
Oct 1 @ 1:12AM
Only if you get that close, lol
Hell, sweetie, its possible if you were standing in a different room.....................im just sayin'
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This is cute!