Angel_45304
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Sep 29 @ 8:19PM
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 That was great, where can I get my Sexual Security Card 
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casuallylooking
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Sep 29 @ 8:19PM
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sex anywhere even in the kitchen. What do you mean "EVEN" in the kitchen? You say that like it's a bad thing. Aren't people supposed to occassionally have sex in the kitchen? 
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Lisa46
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Sep 29 @ 8:28PM
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Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
Okay I have a problem I'm not married and I'm living number 5 
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ValentineGirl214
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Sep 29 @ 8:29PM
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I love Kitchen Sex!!! He's cooking and I come up behind him and ..............................
damn I forgot where I was....
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swyeter
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Sep 29 @ 8:32PM
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Lisa, nuns are supposed to wear a habit, not have one.
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swyeter
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Sep 29 @ 8:33PM
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Ladies, actually there is nothing wrong doing it in every nook, cranny, closet and/or room. But I have discovered the kitchen can be dangerous. Too many sharp objects and make sure the stove is turned OFF.
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ksk72
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Sep 29 @ 8:38PM
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Kitchen sex is the best... but never cook bacon in the nude
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swyeter
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Sep 29 @ 8:45PM
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but never cook bacon in the nude
Why's that ksk  (you wouldn't have some scars to prove your point would you)
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Looking4ever
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Sep 29 @ 9:05PM
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Oh, now I know why I have this strange attraction to Smurfs....
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 29 @ 9:05PM
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As I recall all 7 kinds with you were.....................bad!!!
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alybai42
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Sep 29 @ 9:56PM
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Dominus
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Sep 29 @ 10:30PM
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The way I see it, sex should be...
...so strong it makes your body ache...
...so passionate it makes your heart ache...
...so lustful it makes your soul ache...
In other words...if you didn't hurt something during sex, you're not doing it right.
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Sunshinegal35
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Sep 29 @ 11:29PM
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This was SO hilarious!
Thanks for the chuckle, swyeter! 
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 12:44AM
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looking4ever - Stop trying to hold your breath during sex and you will stop turning blue.
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 12:49AM
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As I recall all 7 kinds with you were.....................bad!!!
Yes looking4funat45, but we know that “bad” in today’s vernacular means “GREAT”. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 30 @ 12:52AM
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Yes looking4funat45, but we know that “bad” in today’s vernacular means “GREAT”. Thats true.............if your 17 yrs old.........with your baggy pants hanging to your knees.............with your ass crack showing..........you want to tell us anything swyeter?
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 12:53AM
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The way I see it, sex should be...
...so strong it makes your body ache...
...so passionate it makes your heart ache...
...so lustful it makes your soul ache...
In other words...if you didn't hurt something during sex, you're not doing it right.
Dom you have some valid points. Problem is when I told looking4funat45 that the next time we had sex she used a nutcracker on my jewels.
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unfulfilled1
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Sep 30 @ 12:54AM
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Crap, regarding #6...man, I havent even been to court and she has already tried to screw me in front on everyone...is that bad?
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 12:58AM
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Thats true.............if your 17 yrs old.........with your baggy pants hanging to your knees.............with your ass crack showing..........you want to tell us anything swyeter?
Hey, you know I don't kiss and tell and if you want to tell people that you dress like a 17 year old I'm not going to tell.  You want anyone to know you have to tell. Come to think of it you just did. 
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 1:01AM
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unfulfilled1, I hate to be the one to be the bearer of bad news, that's usually looking4funat45's gets her jollies, but it probably means you still got another screwing coming.
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 30 @ 1:02AM
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Hey, you know I don't kiss and tell and if you want to tell people that you dress like a 17 year old I'm not going to tell . Not my problem if you like me dressing like a 17 yr old boy before you get interested in sex............
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 1:09AM
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Not my problem if you like me dressing like a 17 yr old boy before you get interested in sex............
I know you are getting senile but if you recall your feeble attempts at being a “gang banger” is one of the reasons I left your psycho ass.
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 30 @ 1:13AM
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I know you are getting senile but if you recall your feeble attempts at being a “gang banger” is one of the reasons I left your psycho ass Darling, I know your getting senile too............but my ass is one of the things you liked about me best. 
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swyeter
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Sep 30 @ 1:15AM
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Darling, I know your getting senile too............but my ass is one of the things you liked about me best.
True, true but you had to mark a spot for me since you were all ass.  
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 30 @ 1:17AM
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True, true but you had to mark a spot for me since you were all ass Why would I have to Darling..............Your all mouth. 
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ksk72
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Sep 30 @ 1:38AM
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Why's that ksk (you wouldn't have some scars to prove your point would you)
Nothing permanent
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