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posted 9/28/2007 6:29:05 PM |
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  regularguy354

This is Damn serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary

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Playguy40

Sep 29 @ 10:14AM  
So that's why someone asked me if my breasts were real at the bar last night!
regularguy354

Sep 29 @ 2:44PM  
Not going there guy, I wasn't at the bar. LMAO

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