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The "How To" to Oral Sex

posted 9/28/2007 2:43:14 PM |
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Ten things to remember
1. Take it S - L - O - W.
Don't just dive in like you can't wait for it be over. The "hurry up and cum" pressure, NOT a turn on
2. Wetter is better!
LOTS of spit and juices, make it all slippery and smooth.
3. Personal grooming is REQUIRED
as recipent or giver... make sure your face and genitals are nicely trimmed, shaved, maintained. Nothing worse than choking on a pube, or beard burn between your lips!
4. Just b/c it's called ORAL doesn't mean you CANT use other body parts.
Hands are always a welcome addition to tongue.
5. Since it is ORAL... use ALL parts of your mouth.
Teeth, lips, tongue, throat... don't lap at it like a cat to milk
6. Include ALL sensative parts.
There is a clit, vagina, anus, lips, shaft, balls, head... use them all to please your partner.
7. Know the difference between NIBBLING and BITING
If this needs explination... please remove yourself from the site... and shoot yourself in the head.
8. There is nothing wrong with "toy assistance"
What greater feeling than being orally pleased AND fucked can you imagine? Point proven.
9. I'm not a dead fuck just b/c I'm enjoying it.
Let the recipient sit/lay back and ENJOY the ride... don't expect much in response until you're done.
10. LISTEN and respond...
If you're licking my pussy and I'm DEAD silent, you're doing something wrong. If you're flicking my clit and I'm screaming my head off... KEEP GOING.
11. Once the juice is blown BACK THE FUCK OFF
Both men and woman need at least a 10 second 'cool down' after an orgasm, or else its going to hurt. Multipals area GREAT but you'll ruin it if you rush RIGHT back in.

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Sep 28 @ 2:53PM  
Good blog!! Nice to see you back, its been a while!! Hope all is well!! Thanks for the tips (I already knew all those though ) Never hurts to refresh though

Sep 28 @ 2:54PM  
Quite the manifesto. Succinct and to the point. Every boy of 18 should be given this. Hell, you shouldn't be allowed to get a drivers license without being able to pass this test as well. If only I would have possessed this knowledge during my younger years, I wouldn't have had to discover the "new world" on my own. Talk about reinventing the wheel. At least I can say, with a smile on my face, I sure know what the hell I'm doing now and this just confirms it.

Thanks for enlightening the world, LDS.

Sep 28 @ 2:55PM  
Damn you DO need to get laid
Great blog but other than that I am staying silent.

Sep 28 @ 2:57PM  
great...and yano what??

Every boy of 18 should be given this.

^^ damn good idea

Sep 28 @ 3:11PM  
Hey there Lady!! Sound advice in here!!

Sep 28 @ 3:21PM  
this should be handed out to all males as soon as they know that their cock is for!! guess it would work well on males as well as females. A kudos for you!!

Sep 28 @ 3:24PM  
hold on I'm writing these down...................ok now I can make a comment!! Totally Awesome blog and Great advice. Thanks LDS, and its great seeing you back among us!!!

Sep 28 @ 3:42PM  
Good primer for men to digest. I would add that after the action has commenced for a while, that placing two fingers or thumbs, one on either side of the clitoris from above, and rolling them under skin while gently pulling upwards, will cause the clitoris to roll over the pelvic bone causing it to rise from its hood and become fully exposed for maximum pleasure.

There is more to it than this goes into for women going down on men.

Sep 28 @ 4:17PM  
So there are bad blow jobs

Sep 28 @ 6:44PM  
I agree, it's not a race to the finish line!!! And Wetter is Better!!! Kudos!! Great Blog!

Sep 28 @ 6:55PM  
I`m salavating here!

Sep 28 @ 7:08PM  
12. No pinning down of the legs or restricting movement of the one on the receiving end. Give 'em room to WIGGLE!!!!!!

Sep 28 @ 8:36PM  
13- Guys AND gals, try Stiffening the tip of your tongue a little and explore her urethra- I said the tip, don't even try to probe too hard, because it will hurt- just lightly probe her! I had a lady pull the skin on my dick down to open my urethra and started probing it- it would sting just a little sometimes but I liked it! She might like it or not- it's called being adventurous! Let her decide!

14- Stiffen your tongue and tongue fuck her vagina! Use it like a dick, probe inside all around and with your tongue softened, probe her vaginal opening for more than just a glancing touch!

Just a couple more ideas-


Sep 30 @ 9:10AM  
Be gentle... 'thought getting the best head of my life is a pretty rough experience. Trim your nails when going down on women and using fingers. It's so hard to back off... Love that pussy (or cock).

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