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The good napkins

posted 9/28/2007 12:56:01 PM |
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Hey Dayna no time for a blog this will have to do for now!

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was

I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping
'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were
for "special occasions" (her second mistake).

Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are
leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for
all of us hile they were gone.

Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into
laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my
father, who roared with laughter.

Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place
setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate,
with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail
in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
& lt; BR>My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the
other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?! ????????

Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely,
Love truly and forgive quickly

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Sep 28 @ 1:03PM  
omg, now thats cute !

Sep 28 @ 1:04PM  
Oh Lisa Lisa Lisa.............What am I going to do with you...........this little attempt to get in the review..........with an old joke...........although very funny...............well i hate to tell you this girl..................but somehow someway you will get mentioned in the review........................cause you deserve a medal for putting up with

great joke honey. and i will even give you a kudos and they aer going fast today LOL

Sep 28 @ 1:23PM  
GREAT STORY!! is it really true??

Sep 28 @ 1:29PM  
That is a hoot!!

Sep 28 @ 1:45PM  
Geezus.....that was so freakin' cute!!!!

Sep 28 @ 2:23PM  
an oldie but a goodie and IF YOU realy did that...well..we'll talk another time

cause you deserve a medal for putting up with Ynot

hey IF SHE get's a medal what the fuck do I GET????

Sep 28 @ 2:36PM  
This was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 28 @ 6:34PM  
Like everyone else here, I thought this was damn funny!

Sep 28 @ 7:32PM  
Oh how very funny this is,reminds me of some of my childhood antics.

Sep 29 @ 12:31PM  
hey IF SHE get's a medal what the fuck do I GET????

You got me babe!!! The best damn friend a man could have

Sep 29 @ 4:02PM  
My niece was watching Mrs doubtfire and singing along with Sanatras"luck be a lady tonight" except she was singing"dont be a lady!ha!we all laughed.It was a scene when Robin williams was dressing for an occasion trying to get all pretty!ha!

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