Hey Dayna no time for a blog this will have to do for now!
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was
I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping
'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were
for "special occasions" (her second mistake).
Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are
leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for
all of us hile they were gone.
Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into
laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my
father, who roared with laughter.
Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place
setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate,
with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail
in so they didn't hang off the edge!!
& lt; BR>My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the
other adults into further fits of laughter.
"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"
Isn't it easier to just tell the truth?! ????????
Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely,
Love truly and forgive quickly
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