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How To Make A Woman Happy

posted 9/27/2007 9:06:41 PM |
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It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

Without forgetting to:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

And at the same time , you must also:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

Plus itis very important to:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
3. Bring food
4. Don’t touch his remote.

Now, looking4funat45, that's two funnies today and your checks in the mail so leave me the f**k alone and quit picking on me in your blogs.

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Sep 27 @ 9:11PM  
looking, that's two funnies today and your checks in the mail so leave me the f**k alone.
What did i tell you about your checks...............Money order or cash only.....................Damn

Btw John, I know how you knew what made a man happy but who the hell told you what keeps a woman happy...................cause you sure the hell dont know!

Lubs ya, you dumbass!!

Sep 27 @ 9:13PM  
Shitz looking, that was easy. I just thought of all the things that pissed you off and listed the opposite.

Sep 27 @ 9:13PM  
Out of all of those I only was a total of 17 of them for my man!! I don't think 17 out of 54 is asking for too much!! Good Joke!!!!!

Sep 27 @ 9:39PM  
Hell next time just buy her a house and call her names.. cut out the middle man.

Sep 28 @ 3:26AM  
where's the bass boat and trailer

Sep 28 @ 4:50AM  

"Holds Hands Tight On Each Side Of Head".......I'm Sooooo Confused

Sep 28 @ 6:42AM  
"Holds Hands Tight On Each Side Of Head".......I'm Sooooo Confused"
I'm with him, confused as hell.

Sep 28 @ 10:36AM  
okay John you got everything down pat! will you marry me now???

Sep 28 @ 2:19PM  
Where does the list say he has to be a good kisser???
I don't see that anywhere...
What kind of a list doesn't have a good kisser on it??

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