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posted 9/27/2007 8:33:29 PM |
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looking4funat45 wrote a blog My Friends!!??!! where she accused her friends of suddenly becoming boring and therefore she no longer had anything to blog about. She even said I hadn’t done anything funny. She doesn’t realize she pissed me off and that I’m recovering from and accident that she caused.

You see the other morning I was heading up thru Ohio on the interstate when I looked over and there was looking4funat45 zipping along in her mean machine about 80 MPH. About the time I started to blow my horn and wave I saw her put her face up next to her rear view mirror and start putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup.

Now I normally don’t scare easily but she startled me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out my car, using my knees against the steering wheel, I dropped my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs. The coffee splashed and burned big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

So like I say, I’m pissed at her. Damn women drivers!!

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shy_sexy_kitten

Sep 27 @ 8:40PM  
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HollyHummy

Sep 27 @ 8:44PM  
...she will get you for this blog!!!!
Sunshinegal35

Sep 27 @ 8:50PM  
I live in Ohio and I wondered what all that damn RUCKUS was the other day! Shoulda know it was you two, playin on da highway!
loveableone

Sep 27 @ 8:51PM  
Good one!!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 9:03PM  
Well, Swyeter..........I have a reason for all that happened...............first of all.......when you answered my last wanna fuck with a Yes..............I was running over to the mall to get that bumble bee costume that you said would really turn you on.............I was in a rush as I had overslept........thanks to staying up all night having phone sex with you............so that was why i was putting the eye liner on and doing 80mph............I didn't want to miss you...........than i realized you were in the other lane and had already passed my exit.........and i thought since you were already on the phone...........I would try to get your attention by swerving over a little bit...........but since you drive like an old lady and you over reacted you ended up in the ditch...............I figured anyone that drove that bad wouldnt be someone I really wanted to spend time with..............and I also figured you were going to be pissed.................so i didn't stop..............but on the way back from the mall...............I saw the tow truck from Larry, Larry and Darryls car service getting your car back on the road.................knowing how badly they screw things up and the price they charge.............I knew one thing..............You got what you came to ohio for..............YOU GOT FUCKED!!!

alybai42

Sep 27 @ 9:18PM  
Hey I am in Ohio..You should of stopped by I could of helped you out of those wet pants, Opps, Meant to say I would gave you something else to wear while they were in the washer & dryer.
swyeter

Sep 27 @ 9:24PM  
Hey I am in Ohio..You should of stopped by I could of helped you out of those wet pants, Opps, Meant to say I would gave you something else to wear while they were in the washer & dryer.

The pants weren't the problem. It was getting someone to put some salve on big Jim and the twins.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 9:56PM  
It was getting someone to put some salve on big Jim and the twins
Well hell anyone could do that if they had tweezers and a Q-tip.....im just saying
alybai42

Sep 27 @ 11:12PM  
Well hell anyone could do that if they had tweezers and a Q-tip.....im just saying



casuallylooking

Sep 27 @ 11:35PM  
Aww, Swyeter, are you o........ .HEY wait a minute!! What do you mean you were in Ohio and didn't even stop and say hello. lol

Well Dayna, I guess that's a sure way to get Him to pull over........
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:02AM  
Well Dayna, I guess that's a sure way to get Him to pull over........
Yea, and I didnt even have to bite him in the nuts............wait a minute............why didn't I think of that with Ynot?.....................Ummmmm Ynot......wanna take another ride, baybee??
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:08AM  
why didn't I think of that with Ynot?.....................Ummmmm Ynot......wanna take another ride, baybee??

in short?? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:09AM  
in short?? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thats ok Ynot, we all know that even tho Lisa says she made you pull over................we both know I made you pull over that weekend i was there................so I WAS FIRST AFTER ALL!!!
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:12AM  
Thats ok Ynot, we all know that even tho Lisa says she made you pull over................we both know I made you pull over that weekend i was there................so I WAS FIRST AFTER ALL!!!


for the RECORD!!!! blowin a radiator hose and parking to shop do NOT consist of pullin over in the sense your indicating
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:15AM  
for the RECORD!!!! blowin a radiator hose and parking to shop do NOT consist of pullin over in the sense your indicating
How about blowing in a parking lot.................does that count?
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:22AM  
How about blowing in a parking lot.................does that count?


ohh yeah right...like you turning on the a/c and aimin the vent at me counts...........
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:23AM  
ohh yeah right...like you turning on the a/c and aimin the vent at me counts...........
Well get technical on me..............at least this time no dog got hurt......................just sayin'
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:28AM  
Well get technical on me..............at least this time no dog got hurt......................just sayin'

ohh so ya wanna bring up the past?? ok...well tell everyone WHO grabed the wheel thinkin it would help with depth
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:30AM  
ohh so ya wanna bring up the past?? ok...well tell everyone WHO grabed the wheel thinkin it would help with depth
Well, Yea, but you tell everyone WHO stepped on the gas, when i accidently thought i could use my teeth to get a better grip
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:32AM  
Well, Yea, but you tell everyone WHO stepped on the gas, when i accidently thought i could use my teeth to get a better grip


ummmm well....errrrr.....well fuck shit piss and couruption!!! who do you THINK stepped on the gas!?!?!?!??
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:35AM  
who do you THINK stepped on the gas!?!?!?!??
I know WHO stepped on the gas, cause I was kneeling on the seat.............Who was it who took out my neighbors porch tho.................btw he is still expecting the check for that little mistake..................
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:37AM  
btw he is still expecting the check for that little mistake..................


aww he was actin like a real douchebag...tell him he can get the check just like George Forman got the title............
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:40AM  
aww he was actin like a real douchebag...
Yes, I could see why you would say that Ynot, after all its in a normal day when a man drives thru your yard, thru your porch, takes out part of your garage and hits your dog..........damn he was over-reacting just a tad................
ynot7769

Sep 28 @ 12:50AM  
ok...that's IT...this blog has been officily HIGH JACKED...

a run away blog for sure and a kudo to the poor bastard that wrote it and now has to read all this in the moring .............



*ponders how long it will take him to realize its HER FAULT....she started it....*
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 12:51AM  
*ponders how long it will take him to realize its HER FAULT....she started it....*
He knows me real well, he wont even read the comments before he says THAT BITCH..............but I'm sure there will be love in his heart when he does................
casuallylooking

Sep 28 @ 1:08AM  
Y, I believe you signed a disclaimer to keep your insurance and license stating that you would never allow Dayna to be in the car while you were driving.
Just a reminder, to keep you outta trouble. As well as dog houses, garages, fence poles, and such.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 1:12AM  
Y, I believe you signed a disclaimer to keep your insurance and license stating that you would never allow Dayna to be in the car while you were driving.
Actually, Treas his disclaimer said not to let me in his car, period!! They don't care if the car is running or not..........it can be up on jacks...........for a matter of fact.............there was a part in there about not even letting me near the garage...............Not sure how I got all the blame tho.


And after all the dog did live..............after numerous surgeries........but he lived!!
casuallylooking

Sep 28 @ 1:25AM  
Yes Dayna, I know the dog lived. But it didn't help when you and Steve told the owner that he was as good as new for a dog that is now blind in one eye, can't see out of the other one, only has 3 legs, can't hear and lost his tail. And you wonder why he growls at you......
Oh, and the dog too.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 1:28AM  
And you wonder why he growls at you......
Oh, and the dog too.

Well I don't mind the growling...........but the bite in the ass kinda pissed me off, but so far the dog has left me alone.
casuallylooking

Sep 28 @ 1:38AM  
but the bite in the ass kinda pissed me off,
That's strange. He told me you seemed to rather enjoy it.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 1:40AM  
That's strange. He told me you seemed to rather enjoy it
Well, we do have a date tomorrow night........................
casuallylooking

Sep 28 @ 1:46AM  
Steve's not watching the dog, Is he?
See. All's well that ends well........
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 1:49AM  
Steve's not watching the dog, Is he?
How could he, he won't ever pull over.............and the owner refuses to toss dog thru the window........go figure!!!!
casuallylooking

Sep 28 @ 1:50AM  
Hey Swyeter...... and a kudo.....
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 1:53AM  
Hey Swyeter......
Oh yea Kiss UP to Swyeter........like that will do any good...............
casuallylooking

Sep 28 @ 1:53AM  
and the owner refuses to toss dog thru the window
Uh, maybe cause the dog has already been through one and out another.
Guess it depends on how badly he wants to go out with you. He knows he can't leave the dog alone in his condition.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 28 @ 2:02AM  
Guess it depends on how badly he wants to go out with you.
Well..............actually...............I ummmmm had to pay him.............i think he figures its the only way he is going to get his porch repaired.............he apparently isnt counting on any money coming from Ynot.
Lisa46

Sep 28 @ 10:48AM  
oh my goodness! talk about a highjacked blog!
totallytaboo

Sep 28 @ 9:16PM  
And who are you?



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