looking4funat45 wrote a blog My Friends!!??!! where she accused her friends of suddenly becoming boring and therefore she no longer had anything to blog about. She even said I hadn’t done anything funny. She doesn’t realize she pissed me off and that I’m recovering from and accident that she caused.
You see the other morning I was heading up thru Ohio on the interstate when I looked over and there was looking4funat45 zipping along in her mean machine about 80 MPH. About the time I started to blow my horn and wave I saw her put her face up next to her rear view mirror and start putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup.
Now I normally don’t scare easily but she startled me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out my car, using my knees against the steering wheel, I dropped my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs. The coffee splashed and burned big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
So like I say, I’m pissed at her. Damn women drivers!!
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shy_sexy_kitten
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Sep 27 @ 8:40PM
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HollyHummy
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Sep 27 @ 8:44PM
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...she will get you for this blog!!!!
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Sunshinegal35
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Sep 27 @ 8:50PM
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I live in Ohio and I wondered what all that damn RUCKUS was the other day! Shoulda know it was you two, playin on da highway!
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loveableone
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Sep 27 @ 8:51PM
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 Good one!!
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 27 @ 9:03PM
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Well, Swyeter..........I have a reason for all that happened...............first of all.......when you answered my last wanna fuck with a Yes..............I was running over to the mall to get that bumble bee costume that you said would really turn you on.............I was in a rush as I had overslept........thanks to staying up all night having phone sex with you............so that was why i was putting the eye liner on and doing 80mph............I didn't want to miss you...........than i realized you were in the other lane and had already passed my exit.........and i thought since you were already on the phone...........I would try to get your attention by swerving over a little bit...........but since you drive like an old lady and you over reacted you ended up in the ditch...............I figured anyone that drove that bad wouldnt be someone I really wanted to spend time with..............and I also figured you were going to be pissed.................so i didn't stop..............but on the way back from the mall...............I saw the tow truck from Larry, Larry and Darryls car service getting your car back on the road.................knowing how badly they screw things up and the price they charge.............I knew one thing..............You got what you came to ohio for..............YOU GOT FUCKED!!!
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alybai42
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Sep 27 @ 9:18PM
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Hey I am in Ohio..You should of stopped by I could of helped you out of those wet pants, Opps, Meant to say I would gave you something else to wear while they were in the washer & dryer. 
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swyeter
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Sep 27 @ 9:24PM
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Hey I am in Ohio..You should of stopped by I could of helped you out of those wet pants, Opps, Meant to say I would gave you something else to wear while they were in the washer & dryer.
The pants weren't the problem. It was getting someone to put some salve on big Jim and the twins. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 27 @ 9:56PM
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It was getting someone to put some salve on big Jim and the twins Well hell anyone could do that if they had tweezers and a Q-tip.....im just saying
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alybai42
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Sep 27 @ 11:12PM
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Well hell anyone could do that if they had tweezers and a Q-tip.....im just saying
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casuallylooking
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Sep 27 @ 11:35PM
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Aww, Swyeter, are you o........  .HEY wait a minute!! What do you mean you were in Ohio and didn't even stop and say hello.  lol
Well Dayna, I guess that's a sure way to get Him to pull over........
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:02AM
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Well Dayna, I guess that's a sure way to get Him to pull over........ Yea, and I didnt even have to bite him in the nuts............wait a minute............why didn't I think of that with Ynot?.....................Ummmmm Ynot......wanna take another ride, baybee??
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:08AM
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why didn't I think of that with Ynot?.....................Ummmmm Ynot......wanna take another ride, baybee??
in short?? NOOOOOOOOOOOO  
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:09AM
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in short?? NOOOOOOOOOOOO Thats ok Ynot, we all know that even tho Lisa says she made you pull over................we both know I made you pull over that weekend i was there................so I WAS FIRST AFTER ALL!!!
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:12AM
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Thats ok Ynot, we all know that even tho Lisa says she made you pull over................we both know I made you pull over that weekend i was there................so I WAS FIRST AFTER ALL!!!
for the RECORD!!!! blowin a radiator hose and parking to shop do NOT consist of pullin over in the sense your indicating 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:15AM
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for the RECORD!!!! blowin a radiator hose and parking to shop do NOT consist of pullin over in the sense your indicating How about blowing in a parking lot.................does that count? 
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:22AM
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How about blowing in a parking lot.................does that count?
ohh yeah right...like you turning on the a/c and aimin the vent at me counts...........
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:23AM
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ohh yeah right...like you turning on the a/c and aimin the vent at me counts........... Well get technical on me..............at least this time no dog got hurt......................just sayin'
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:28AM
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Well get technical on me..............at least this time no dog got hurt......................just sayin'
ohh so ya wanna bring up the past?? ok...well tell everyone WHO grabed the wheel thinkin it would help with depth
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:30AM
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ohh so ya wanna bring up the past?? ok...well tell everyone WHO grabed the wheel thinkin it would help with depth Well, Yea, but you tell everyone WHO stepped on the gas, when i accidently thought i could use my teeth to get a better grip
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:32AM
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Well, Yea, but you tell everyone WHO stepped on the gas, when i accidently thought i could use my teeth to get a better grip
ummmm well....errrrr.....well fuck shit piss and couruption!!! who do you THINK stepped on the gas!?!?!?!?? 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:35AM
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who do you THINK stepped on the gas!?!?!?!?? I know WHO stepped on the gas, cause I was kneeling on the seat.............Who was it who took out my neighbors porch tho.................btw he is still expecting the check for that little mistake..................
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:37AM
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btw he is still expecting the check for that little mistake..................
aww he was actin like a real douchebag...tell him he can get the check just like George Forman got the title............ 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:40AM
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aww he was actin like a real douchebag... Yes, I could see why you would say that Ynot, after all its in a normal day when a man drives thru your yard, thru your porch, takes out part of your garage and hits your dog..........damn he was over-reacting just a tad................
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ynot7769
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Sep 28 @ 12:50AM
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ok...that's IT...this blog has been officily HIGH JACKED...
a run away blog for sure and a kudo to the poor bastard that wrote it and now has to read all this in the moring .............
*ponders how long it will take him to realize its HER FAULT....she started it....* 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 12:51AM
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*ponders how long it will take him to realize its HER FAULT....she started it....* He knows me real well, he wont even read the comments before he says THAT BITCH..............but I'm sure there will be love in his heart when he does................
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casuallylooking
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Sep 28 @ 1:08AM
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Y, I believe you signed a disclaimer to keep your insurance and license stating that you would never allow Dayna to be in the car while you were driving.
Just a reminder, to keep you outta trouble. As well as dog houses, garages, fence poles, and such.
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 1:12AM
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Y, I believe you signed a disclaimer to keep your insurance and license stating that you would never allow Dayna to be in the car while you were driving. Actually, Treas his disclaimer said not to let me in his car, period!! They don't care if the car is running or not..........it can be up on jacks...........for a matter of fact.............there was a part in there about not even letting me near the garage...............Not sure how I got all the blame tho.
And after all the dog did live..............after numerous surgeries........but he lived!!
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casuallylooking
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Sep 28 @ 1:25AM
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Yes Dayna, I know the dog lived. But it didn't help when you and Steve told the owner that he was as good as new for a dog that is now blind in one eye, can't see out of the other one, only has 3 legs, can't hear and lost his tail. And you wonder why he growls at you......
Oh, and the dog too.
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 1:28AM
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And you wonder why he growls at you......
Oh, and the dog too.
Well I don't mind the growling...........but the bite in the ass kinda pissed me off, but so far the dog has left me alone.
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casuallylooking
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Sep 28 @ 1:38AM
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but the bite in the ass kinda pissed me off, That's strange. He told me you seemed to rather enjoy it.
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 1:40AM
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That's strange. He told me you seemed to rather enjoy it Well, we do have a date tomorrow night........................
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casuallylooking
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Sep 28 @ 1:46AM
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Steve's not watching the dog, Is he?
See. All's well that ends well........ 
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 1:49AM
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Steve's not watching the dog, Is he? How could he, he won't ever pull over.............and the owner refuses to toss dog thru the window........go figure!!!!
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casuallylooking
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Sep 28 @ 1:50AM
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Hey Swyeter......  and a kudo.....
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 1:53AM
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Hey Swyeter...... Oh yea Kiss UP to Swyeter........like that will do any good...............
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casuallylooking
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Sep 28 @ 1:53AM
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and the owner refuses to toss dog thru the window Uh, maybe cause the dog has already been through one and out another.
Guess it depends on how badly he wants to go out with you. He knows he can't leave the dog alone in his condition.
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Ewe_Wish
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Sep 28 @ 2:02AM
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Guess it depends on how badly he wants to go out with you. Well..............actually...............I ummmmm had to pay him.............i think he figures its the only way he is going to get his porch repaired.............he apparently isnt counting on any money coming from Ynot.
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Lisa46
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Sep 28 @ 10:48AM
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oh my goodness! talk about a highjacked blog!
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totallytaboo
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Sep 28 @ 9:16PM
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And who are you?
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