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TWO'S COMPANY; THREE'S An ORGY

posted 9/26/2007 3:41:36 PM |
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So then, some of you already know my thoughts on florida, but maybe i can expand on things, show you what i mean. In the movie, "Something About Mary", there's a line that goes; "The rest stops on the interstate have replaced the russian bath houses of the nineties!" , or some-such. What they were referring to was the readily available male on male contact that the good senator from Utah was recently found seeking. Apparently all you had to do was to take a little walk, to improve your circulation, so to speak. There was said to be an abundance of men walking the woods behind those rest stops, searching for a little Whatever.

Eleven years ago, when i arrived in florida full time, i headed out to find a secluded beach; one that would afford some privacy, and the opportunity to make my tanlines go away. To get to any beach along the ocean, one must use A1A. A1A has rest stops, just like the interstate's. So while i'm driving up and down the treasure coast, stopping at each and every place that looks like it may be the spot, i had to pee, once in awhile. And , yeah, i noticed a few nice looking older gentlemen whiling away their time on the benches, and such. I also realized that one or two of them would enter the john while i was in there, and just kind of roam around.

Now i did get "flashed" by an older guy in a railroad restroom in Champaign, waiting for my train to return home from the state high school basketball tournament, and then the guy leaped out of an open window and fled, so i knew what these guys had in mind. But it only made me smile and reflect on the movie. Finally i found this big long beach, with a lot of Australian pines growing along the dune line. The beach was a couple of miles long, with parking lots and entrances at either end. And of course, there were many downed trees, cuz the root structure of the Australian Pine grows outward instead of down, giving these 50 yrear old trees a top-heaviness that can't withstand the hurricane force winds.

So there were all kinds of spots where one could lay out , naked, and the cops that pulled into the parking lots weren't able to see you, unless they actually walked all the way down to check things out. Mostly they weren't up for walking anywhere, so it was wide open. On a good weekend, there could be up to fifty people lounging in various stages of undress, men and women, both. I had found my place. Sometimes couples would hang out nearby, and it wasn't unusual to see them getting amorous. Being a well raised (?) mannerly sort, i always gave them a wide berth, in the name of privacy. Then i realized they weren't really looking for privacy, they were exhibitionists.

There was one couple, he a late fifties, leprechaun looking little guy, red hair and beard, pale skin; She a gorgeous, voluptuous dark skinned beauty of maybe forty. They invited me to join them. I acquiesced. He drank beer, and watched for cops, while his wife performed oral sex on me. He said he liked it that way. I did too!! Over the years, i must have met ten couples who had a variation of this game, and tried my best to accomodate them all.

One sunday evening, a little B 4 sunset, a couple came walking up the beach. He was long haired and scruffy, wearing a shocking orange thong. She was again voluptuous, which happens to be one of my Favorite words, And her breasts were bouncing loose above a halter. She was also wearing a pair of crotchless, butt exposed panty, Or pantyless, hose. I was chatting with someone at the time, but could see they were making a point of of catching my attention, as though i was really gonna miss this show, right? They headed on, and ten minutes later, i headed for the parking lot, ready to call it a day. As i approached my car, a car came in off the highway, and pulled in , in front of me. Same couple. She was sitting naked in the passenger seat. She rolled down the window, and honest to God, said: "Hi, We're swingers. I used to dance in a topless bar." I already thought she had the talent for that vocation. So when they invited me home, I said yes.

They had a house that looked out on the intracoastal, and before going inside, she bathed me from an old oaken bucket of rainwater. We proceeded inside, to the play area, a double sized room, with two complete computer setups, one for day trading stocks, which was how he was squandering his inheritance, and one to run the audio/visual setup he had going. The floor of half the room was taken up with a floor level bed setup that coulda slept six, at least. The entire north wall was covered with monitors, eleven of them, each running a different porno. And , yeah, i recognized a couple of the movies, but what the hey? He sat down to trade Tokyo, and the wife and i adjourned to the theatre. Foreplay and fellatio. Eventually she got up and mounted me, and the husband headed over and straddled her head. She came, and he came, and i was so amazed by the whole thing, that i was able to work through my orgasmic urges, and felt just like the everready bunny.

When he was done, he headed back to the computer, to lose some more money.Being the polite trooper that she was, she remained with me until My show was truly over. Of course i realized later that i had committed a faux pas, in swinger city. Had i thought about it, i'd have joined them, which was what they wanted all along. But who's to know? I hadn't really done enough research to know, but i was certainly hoping to find out more, next time, which never happened. The next time i saw them, they were parading around Inside the Wal Mart. She looked like Jill, of jack & jill, with a kind of German beer garden waitress's outfit, with the matching suspenders or whatever and this white frilly blouse, unbuttoned to the navel; One lovely breast popping out as she shopped.

And, yes, indeed, they were waiting in the parking lot, with the car door open, showing me, and anyone else who passed, that she wasn't wearing any panties. Sorry Borty, no wash there! But when she realized i was the guy who made her work overtime, she said no way, not again, and they just drove off. I know there's a moral in here, somewhere, but i haven't the faintest idea what it is, so fuck it. Thanks for reading.

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Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 4:23PM  
Interesting story but:

Sorry Borty, no wash there!

Borty will be so disappointed.
maggiemae1969

Sep 26 @ 7:14PM  
I am definately sheltered....... betcha did not know that did ya?
borty293

Sep 27 @ 12:12AM  
Don't worry about the rejection tetons....anyone that doesn't wear panties is flawed in a very profound way ...except for Nachobaby...

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