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posted 9/26/2007 1:50:54 PM |
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A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted
a refund for the toaster she recently bought because it won't work The clerk told
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special, and they don't have any like it to exchange.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special, and they can't exchange it because they don't carry that brand any longer.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd. Just about everyone in the store is there watching.

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!


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ladybootscooter

Sep 26 @ 1:59PM  
Good one! wonder if it will work at the auto parts store???
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 2:02PM  
I just realized you are a very sick and twisted woman, of course that is some of the things I like in people.
fukky

Sep 26 @ 2:10PM  
that was a good one!
ynot7769

Sep 26 @ 2:36PM  
ummm OK..*reaches out n pinches AND twists her nipples slowwwww *
ynot7769

Sep 26 @ 2:37PM  
btw...you DO realize if i do this NO KUDO FOR YOU
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 2:44PM  
btw...you DO realize if i do this NO KUDO FOR YOU
Aw, Decisions, decisions..........huh Treas?
Argit01

Sep 26 @ 2:53PM  
I'd have just pinched her nipples as the customer is ALWAYS right (subject to negotiation that is).
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 3:08PM  
btw...you DO realize if i do this NO KUDO FOR YOU
Aw, Decisions, decisions..........huh Treas?
Yeah, but sometimes they actually take some thinking. Kudos, they're overrated and worthless.......
thomashinton

Sep 26 @ 3:09PM  
lmao, keep em cumming
asnet

Sep 26 @ 3:28PM  
As usual,
looking4fun
has pinched the nipple on the head.
I second sick and twisted,
albeit an understatement.
actually, this is not that far removed from reality.
There was a time in NY when anyone who threw a screaming shitfit
would get whatever they wanted because people assumed
they were homeless and mentally ill and it wouldn't do any good to argue.
Thousands of consumers benefitted, but no longer do.
We now take better care of our homeless.
So screaming shitfits are no longer considered socially acceptable behavior,
in auto parts stores or Macy's.





SensualSol

Sep 26 @ 4:30PM  
I like this one. Keep em cummin...
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 4:32PM  
There was a time in NY when anyone who threw a screaming shitfit
would get whatever they wanted because people assumed
they were homeless and mentally ill
Treas isn't homeless.....................just sayin
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 5:00PM  
Treas isn't homeless.....................
Gee thanks for the help there, Friend.... And the mentally ill part comes from some of my friends. Evidently it's contagious..... I umm, of course, am just sayin'.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 5:42PM  
And the mentally ill part comes from some of my friends.
I warned you about hanging out with stormy and ynot...............you wouldnt listen.
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 5:54PM  
I warned you about hanging out with stormy and ynot...............you wouldnt listen

I know. I've never been good at listening to what I'm told.......well I have my moments but that's a different subject entirely.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 5:57PM  
I know. I've never been good at listening to what I'm told.......
But pretty good at repeating it..........................
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 6:18PM  
But pretty good at repeating it..
Uh, which one of us wrote a blog about knowing a secret? Just in case you happened to forget it wasn't me.......
Nutrisse

Sep 26 @ 6:36PM  
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 6:40PM  
Uh, which one of us wrote a blog about knowing a secret?
You do realize that the only person you can trust to keep your secret..........is yourself!! And i dont know that i have ever repeated a secret..........I usually ask everybody Did You Know?.................
hopon

Sep 26 @ 6:44PM  
Too fucking funny!!!!! It totally sounds like something I would do!!! Just call my brother and ask him!! He will tell you some stories let me tell ya!!
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 6:53PM  
I usually ask everybody Did You Know?.................
I can't even think of a reply to that, it's just funny... Oh wait, you've asked me that lots of times..... hmmm
He will tell you some stories let me tell ya!!
Carefull Hopon, you will be Dayna's next investigation......and blog. Oh wait why am I warning you? That saves me. Did you happen to have a # for your brother? lol

the only person you can trust to keep your secret..........is yourself!!
Fortunately, I know better. I'm lucky enough to have friends that are trustworthy.
hopon

Sep 26 @ 7:05PM  
casually looking..... he would just about die if you called him up and told him that you "knew me" from a sex site and wanted to know all about me!!!! He would say " why am I not surprised"????? lmfao.... and p.s.... Dayna can investigate allllllll she wants.... I don't think that I have too much to hide.... after all.... I am very open (no pun intended) on my blogs!!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 7:11PM  
Dayna can investigate allllllll she wants.... I don't think that I have too much to hide.... after all.... I am very open (no pun intended) on my blogs!!
Treas, Hopon has a point and anything else I could possibly reveal well lets just say i would be blush too much too post........................
hopon

Sep 26 @ 7:16PM  
looking4fun......now whatever could you possibly find out about me that could make you blush????
ValentineGirl214

Sep 26 @ 7:19PM  
OMG!!! I spit my Coke!!! I have to my work friends this one tomorrow!!!!! KUDOS!!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 7:20PM  
looking4fun......now whatever could you possibly find out about me that could make you blush????
Well, in all reality, Hopon, I am just a shy, quiet, sweet person who easily blushes. I don't even want to make comments that are off color but Treas (CL) twists my arm and threatens me. Its horrible to have to live this double life style......................
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 7:47PM  
I am just a shy, quiet, sweet person who easily blushes.I don't even want to make comments that are off color but Treas (CL) twists my arm and threatens me
Oh My Gosh!! I can not believe that your computer did not just explode while you were typing this comment... Maybe you should stand back just in case it's a delayed reaction... Good thing Ben has the water turned on.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 7:55PM  
Good thing Ben has the water turned on.

Yep Ben Likes Me Wet!!!


hopon

Sep 26 @ 7:56PM  
looking4fun..... oh come on and enjoy your double life style...... just think .... we have so many other dual personalities etc on AMD.... you would feel right at home!!! lmfao!!!..... couldn't help it.... the whackos are just too much for me to handle!! p.s.... if I told you that I had no panties on..... would you blush?????
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 8:02PM  
p.s.... if I told you that I had no panties on..... would you blush?????
Awww Blush?.....no why............you mean we are suppose to be wearing panties..............How come nobody told me this..............of course the fact that Borty hasn't sent mine back yet.............could be a factor.
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 8:12PM  
course the fact that Borty hasn't sent mine back yet.............could be a factor.
Has he ever sent any of them back to anyone?
Yep Ben Likes Me Wet!!!
Well then I'm glad I gave Ben that kudo.. You're welcome!!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 8:18PM  
Well then I'm glad I gave Ben that kudo.. You're welcome!!



Thank you again Treas!! Come back here, Ben, I am almost done with this cigerette.................Meee-oooow!!!
hopon

Sep 26 @ 8:21PM  
I never wear any, but I didn't want to embarrass you too badly!!!!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 8:25PM  
I never wear any, but I didn't want to embarrass you too badly!!!!

Me neither, but that would change if Borty sent them back to me.
casuallylooking

Sep 26 @ 8:33PM  
Me neither, but that would change if Borty sent them back to me.
I think he keeps them so he can tell his offline friends that he got all the women of AMD pantiless. And be telling the truth.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 8:42PM  
I think he keeps them so he can tell his offline friends that he got all the women of AMD pantiless. And be telling the truth.
Got all of or into all the woman's panties..................cause you know he is trying them on.............after the first shipment i got back i knew that.............that bulge in the front wasn't there prior to my sending them to him............
asnet

Sep 26 @ 9:16PM  
People who send panties around in the mail are truly sick perverts.
I may go back to a more wholesome porn site.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 9:20PM  
People who send panties around in the mail are truly sick perverts.
Than why did you ask for mine?
asnet

Sep 26 @ 10:28PM  
looking4fun is a blog terrorist.
instead of panties i got a letter bomb.


Ewe_Wish

Sep 26 @ 10:39PM  
looking4fun is a blog terrorist.
instead of panties i got a letter bomb.
Darling, when I asked you if you wanted a bang it had nothing to do with a bomb.
ladybootscooter

Sep 27 @ 1:04AM  
I warned you about hanging out with stormy and ynot...............you wouldnt listen.
Hey I resemble that remark!!

We now take better care of our homeless.
So screaming shitfits are no longer considered socially acceptable behavior,
in auto parts stores or Macy's.

And like Treas I too am far from homeless. So said if I throw a fit in my local auto parts store it's because they ordered the wrong parts instead of what I asked them to order. In Macy's I only throw shitfits when the sales clerks act like condescending pricks!

Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 1:44AM  
And like Treas I too am far from homeless. So said if I throw a fit in my local auto parts store it's because they ordered the wrong parts instead of what I asked them to order. In Macy's I only throw shitfits when the sales clerks act like condescending pricks!
I was homeless once, and it really sucked when I brought things "home" from Macy's cause there wasn't enough room in the cardboard box.
borty293

Sep 27 @ 1:50AM  
I told you Treas and Dayna ....all ya gotta do is give me you phone numbers and your panties will be imediately sent back to you ....
StraddleMyNose

Sep 27 @ 2:51AM  
Well, do ya blame her?
sugarnspice005

Sep 27 @ 9:16AM  
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna have to remember that next time I take something into WalMart for an exhcange!!!!!!



Oh..and a kudos to you
casuallylooking

Sep 27 @ 12:46PM  
all ya gotta do is give me you phone numbers and your panties will be imediately sent back to you ....
Borty, even being a blonde, I'm not falling for that one. But nice try, well sorta.

I may go back to a more wholesome porn site.
But just think how much you'll miss us all.
More wholesome
Porn site
Do those two even go together? lol
Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 1:12PM  
Borty, even being a blonde, I'm not falling for that one.
Oh shit, I am a red head.....................and I fell for it.
casuallylooking

Sep 27 @ 1:20PM  
Oh shit, I am a red head.....................and I fell for it.
Yeah, but 900 #'s don't count, Dayna. So it's okay. That IS the one you gave him...Right?
Ewe_Wish

Sep 27 @ 1:34PM  
Yeah, but 900 #'s don't count, Dayna. So it's okay. That IS the one you gave him...Right?
Ah..........yea yea thats what I did...........SHIT!!!

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