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Texas Deputy and the New York Lawyer

posted 9/23/2007 7:19:06 PM |
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Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas ..... Too bad......

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "I'll tell you what. If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me
the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Now do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

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Sep 23 @ 7:23PM  
OMG your nuts

Sep 23 @ 7:28PM  
Kinda makes me rethink stop signs. Big difference. lol

Sep 23 @ 7:29PM  
OMG your nuts
You just realized this Lisa?

Great Joke Slo.

Sep 23 @ 7:40PM  
OMG definately Laughing out loud on this one! New to me, thanks for sharing!!!

Sep 23 @ 7:54PM  
Perhaps I should rethink the "California Roll" when traveling out of state.

Sep 23 @ 8:08PM  
I like that one, keep em cumin'

Sep 23 @ 8:30PM  
To quote a song by The Offspring, "Now, that's something everyone can enjoy. " LMBO!

Sep 23 @ 9:47PM  
that must have been pure injoyment for the cop , to beat on a lawyer , wish i could . Even better a judge

Sep 23 @ 9:51PM  
I normally don't like police brutality but heck ... a kudo for Texas.

Sep 23 @ 11:07PM  
Good one slohand. Sometimes understanding is just a matter of the way it is explained.

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