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Lawyers and Grandmas

posted 9/19/2007 10:54:22 AM |
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  MissMisty


Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything other than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.


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Lisa46

Sep 19 @ 11:02AM  
oldie but goodie love it thanks!
Jems60

Sep 19 @ 11:13AM  
hehehehe. It's new to me. Great Joke.
casuallylooking

Sep 19 @ 11:22AM  

lmao...I've never heard that one. I loved it!!!
funnygirl730

Sep 19 @ 12:02PM  
Cooterduke

Sep 19 @ 12:08PM  


Sounds like some I know here. Small town USA. You can bet that one will get said at Hooters next Tues. And at the Swamp. Thanks MissMisty

Ewe_Wish

Sep 19 @ 3:54PM  

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