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Ahoy... tis time to celebrate your Pirattitude

posted 9/19/2007 10:19:14 AM |
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  Redhead131

Avast me hearties... In honor of "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (me wee maties and I celebrate every year).

These are courtesy of the Talk Like a Pirate website.

Top 10 Pirate Pick up Lines for the Wenches

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!


And for the men:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

So grab yer grog and close in on the nearest "booty" ye can find. And let me know if ye have any better ones...

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Looking4ever

Sep 19 @ 10:29AM  
Arrr, wench! Me thinks ye art enjoying yerself (&yer grog) a bit much ta-day!
NachoBaby

Sep 19 @ 10:41AM  
Yer my favorite Wench in "what be the name of this port?"
Ewe_Wish

Sep 19 @ 12:52PM  


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Ahoy... tis time to celebrate your Pirattitude