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Union Rules & Hookers (Joke)

posted 9/19/2007 8:57:49 AM |
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Union Rules & Hookers----

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

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Redhead131

Sep 19 @ 10:39AM  
Cute....
Cooterduke

Sep 19 @ 12:40PM  
Hey. How did you find that out? I didn't tell anyone about that night.....
Ewe_Wish

Sep 19 @ 1:00PM  
Hammer88

Oct 6 @ 10:58AM  
hi, I read your blogs and I like them too . I was a union stewart for a big corporation . it has its ups and downs but I was always honest and fair. this sounds like it could happen to me.

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