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posted 9/18/2007 9:33:06 PM |
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  skinonskin

She was soooooooooooooo blonde...

... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

... she thought a quarterback was a refund.

... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.

... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

... she thought General Motors was in the Army.

... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

... she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

... under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

... she tried to drown a fish.

... she tripped over a cordless phone.

... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
said "concentrate".

... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".

... they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".

... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

... she studied for a blood test-and failed.

... she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".

... she sold the car for gas money.

... when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home
and got 16 friends.

... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned
around and went home.

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Ashinatrix

Sep 18 @ 9:50PM  
... she tried to drown a fish.
Fucker was lookin' at me funny
swyeter

Sep 19 @ 12:17AM  
I had a blonde ask me, "You do know why most blonde jokes are one liners?"

















So men can understand them.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 19 @ 2:40AM  
.. she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
What you mean it isn't? I suppose next you will tell me that Manual Labor isn't the president of Mexico either.
Lisa46

Sep 19 @ 11:11AM  
so do you know how to keep a blonde at home instead of going shopping????? well do you???

Put in a circular driveway

thank god I'm a redhead

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