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posted 9/18/2007 2:10:39 PM |
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  Lisa46


In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always
>> died
>> in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00
>> a.m. ,
>> regardless of their medical condition.
>>
>> This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it
>> had
>> something to do with the supernatural. No one could
>> solve
>> the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around
>> 11:00 a.m
>> Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled
>> to
>> investigate the cause of the incidents.
>>
>> The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00
>> am.,
>> all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited
>> outside
>> the ward to see for themselves what the terrible
>> phenomenon
>> was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
>> prayer
>> books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil
>> spirits.
>>
>> Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson,
>> the part-
>> time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
>> the life
>> support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.


>> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
>> shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
>> with some kind of wire running from his waist
>> towards
>> the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
>> the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
>> plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.
>>
>> Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
>> to his Walkman.
>>
>> Are Ya OK Now? - No?
>> Two animal rights defenders were protesting
>> the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
>> in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
>> broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
>> stampeding madly.
>>
>> The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
>> What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
>> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
>> postage
>> on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to
>> Sender"
>> stamped on it.
>>
>> Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
>> blown to bits. God is Good!
>>
>> There now, Feeling Better????



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PrincessKissy

Sep 18 @ 2:16PM  
Wordsofwit

Sep 18 @ 2:22PM  
I don't feel any better, but maybe Oscar the cat does.
Sunshinegal35

Sep 18 @ 2:41PM  

Thanks for the laugh! Sometimes I feel like MY life support has been unplugged!
ladybootscooter

Sep 18 @ 3:25PM  
I don't feel any better, but maybe Oscar the cat does
I wonder if Oscar the Cat would have been able to tell that Alex the Parrot was about to die????
NachoBaby

Sep 18 @ 3:31PM  
Nope I'm havin a good day Lisa, loves ya..
Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 5:17PM  
Great Blog, Lisa, and just so you know

Oscar the cat is alive


but alex the parrot is dead

lifeizabitch

Sep 18 @ 7:55PM  
Now that is a great way for me to end my day here at AMD,thanks for the laughs.
Jonaz5000

Sep 24 @ 12:06PM  
omg where do u find this stuff lmao! made my day thanks !

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