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Debate.....which works better? (Joke)

posted 9/18/2007 12:59:01 PM |
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A friend sent me this. Needless to say, he doesn't ride a harley. lol To anyone that does ride a harley, don't shoot the messenger....Okay? And if you've already heard this, sorry.

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral.. A damn good one!!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't need a harley to pick up chicks.

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Pudge2you

Sep 18 @ 1:02PM  
I chose a different method of Penis Replacement myself... I'd kill my self on a bike.
Lisa46

Sep 18 @ 1:57PM  
When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't need a harley to pick up chicks.

you soooooo bad
casuallylooking

Sep 18 @ 2:14PM  
you soooooo bad
Lisa, I didn't say it, I just passed the joke on. The guy that sent it to me has been trying to convince me for years that he is indeed hung like a horse and doesn't need a harley. He finally found a joke to go along with his viewpoint. I'll just take his word for it. Although I did slow dance with him once and I tend to believe he's telling the truth.
Wordsofwit

Sep 18 @ 2:41PM  
A hilarious joke on AMD that I never heard before. Cardiac arrest!!! Green guy, baby!
thomashinton

Sep 18 @ 5:17PM  
OMG, Best joke I have heard this year
Ewe_Wish

Sep 18 @ 5:25PM  
Redhead131

Sep 18 @ 5:43PM  
Very funny... I liked that one.
bentan

Sep 19 @ 4:32AM  
Looking4ever

Sep 19 @ 4:52AM  
I chose a different method of Penis Replacement myself

A BMW perhaps, Pudge?

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