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First allow me to acknowledge a similar title on one of my favoriete books, by Douglas Addams. A much better book than the movie could capture. Dealing with frustration, in science fiction genre, seemingly set in post WW II Britain. The central message: Don't Panic.

In my travels thru the journalistic universe, I've encountered many forms and styles of writing. Whore that I am, i've always wanted to incorporate some of them as mine. In the interest of fairness: I confess that i may have plagiarized some of those styles, here. But i sometimes have a hard time expanding my thoughts long enough to constitute the type of meaty blogs that i admire. I'm not content with the short and sweet concept. So i'll try and combine a few things, yet leave them autonomous.

>Driving home, yester, returning from another episode of "My life, as seen thru Rod Serling's sense of humor", i was contemplating a way to say something about the things we do; the things we try to do; and the things we wish we had done. One of the things that has thrilled me about the blogs, & ESPECIALLY the bloggers, on this site, has been how often someone else expresses, so eloquently, something i had been struggling to find the form to express. Following me? Due to one thing and another, which included a little canine training, an overreaction or two, and quite possibly an over abundance of caffein in certain quarters, my blog thoughts receded when i signed on here.

You know, it's funny, but some days you just lash out at things, and other days, you're driven to straighten everybody else out. Yesterday, i was Irie, so i helped out the less fortunate. Tried to calm things down, make a little peace. At the same time exposing the ulterior motives that were so obvious to me. So it was quite some time B 4 i got around to a blog by one of our most talented nuts. It started out as a bit of an explanation/almost saying she'll apologize type thing, but then turned so sharply on a better version of my earlier thoughts. I was riveted by how wonderfully she expressed herself. And me. I stopped and savored the words, the phrases. I was so captivated i had to turn off the dulcet tones of none other than Ricky Nelson, who seemed to be promoting an album of his three sons, from beyond the grave. Hopefully, Prof.dridge was watching PBS last night, and will give us all a rundown on their concert tour, soon. As usual, I digress.

What i'm saying here is that, once again, one of our own has proven what wonderful, intelligent communication can be about. She seemed to take the thoughts from my head and express them better than i could hope to. Thanks, Nacho.

>Another random thought: Flipped on this morning, and ben had his tongue placed firmly in someone's cheek. Now last night i giggled along with many of you, over how raptly praise was heaped on some smooth Lothario. See it's always been my opinion that these dating sites were invented by women who couldn't withstand the bullshit heaped upon them by the Playuhs in bars. Especially after a couple of cocktails. I have the utmost respect for women. And i truly feel sorry for them at the same time. If it wasn't for their weakness for men, and their inability to recognize the player in most men, this would have long ago been an Amazon planet. It's why i think God might be a woman; quite the sense of humor, don't you think?? So ben and some of us woofed it up, this morning.

>Then there was the TRUE social suicide blog; the one where we were gonna vote for the sexiest woman on the site. Now being a south florida, beachgoing guy, I've had ample opportunity to let my nuts dangle in the breeze. Boot said this morning that there was always the parking lot at the adult book store; in florida it's as simple as a ride down A1A. But i didn't feel like putting my nuts on the line, here, so i chickened out, even tho i had the slot behind Holly, who rightly nominated herself. Yes indeed, all the women of blogland are sexy in their own inimmitable way, but holly has always presented herself with such dignity and class, that i have to agree with her. So i hereby cast a vote for her.

OK, so i'm no dickslippery. But he wouldn't want me to be, either, i don't think. Just tryin' one here. Thanks for your time.

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Pudge2you

Sep 17 @ 2:15PM  
You are SHAMELESS!!!!!!

Good choices though.
Ewe_Wish

Sep 17 @ 3:12PM  
Well as usual I loved reading your blog. I agree with you on your thoughts of Nachobaby, she has a truly unique style and a way of getting things across that not only i respect but in many ways envy. You also seem to have that unique style that you make your point, whether everyone gets it or not.

In regards, to the smooth Lothario, I do however disagree.... that perhaps those of us who appreciated his sentiment and told him so....are not as ummmm what is the word i want.....gullible as some may think. Perhaps he did write that blog as a way to catch womens eye, I would think that perhaps most of us also wondered the same thing, but in all reality what he did do is show some of us to be cautious in dealing with him. Perhaps he is a wolf who does not hide in sheep clothing, is that not better than those who pretend to be sheep, while sucking us in to believe of dreams, love and happy endings to prove only later, after our feelings have been totally consumed that he really was a wolf and is leading us to slaughter?

Again Good Blog!
borty293

Sep 17 @ 5:23PM  
I've always admired the more eloquent members of our community and have even tried to emmulate their abilities howvever I always seem to fall back upon my expertise in the shady world of panties and baby talk. Perhaps one day I will burst upon the scene with sublime wisdom and shock the AMD community, but until that time I will be forced to ramble on about clit enlargers and pantie inflators..
skinonskin

Sep 17 @ 6:55PM  
borty says:

but until that time I will be forced to ramble on about clit enlargers
I've seen the results of clit enlargers using pumps- it ain't a pretty sight!

JMO


NachoBaby

Sep 17 @ 7:08PM  
garsh.. thanks Turk.

Pretty good blog btw.. just in case you were interested. Oh yeah, and just in case you didn't know.. the Goddess LIVES.. and she ate my homework.
bentan

Sep 17 @ 10:49PM  
Gawd Turk there is so much to agree with on this blog. First off, I love the Hitchhiker's Guide. Then for your three disparate sub-blogs:

Lil' squirrel -- ain't she da bomb?

Lothario -- one of the reasons why I speak up on such occasions is because most tend to take a suck-up male's honeyed words at face value. Now don't me wrong, I realize sucking up and fawning behavior is a normal part of life for those who want to have certain goals accomplished. It is not all that uncommon to see this sort of thing happening on the blogs (or elsewhere in life for that matter). However, what crosses the line for me is when a person decides to suck-up and get-ahead by putting everyone else down. I may not have a USB link to Mr. Lothario here but golly, who gave him the fucking spokesman's authority to make the grandiloquent claim that all men are dogs? That alone be fighting words. Yet, as we see, so many ladies blithely choose to ignore that point and congratulate him on his chivalry. I suppose I must be using the wrong dictionary but here's what I found by way of definition of chivalry:

the sum of the ideal qualifications of a knight, including courtesy, generosity, valor, and dexterity in arms.

I suppose it is considered courteous and generous to blanket label a whole group of people as dogs. If that be the case, call me a common cur then. Woof! Woof!

Holly - dayum I have to agree with you ... she's a rare gem. I just didn't want to say it on the social suicide blog 'cos I kinda like female company here sometimes.

Good blog Turk.

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