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Poop in the mail.... posted 9/16/2007 4:00:05 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: money, poop, fedex, scat   totallytaboo Some guy just offered me $500 to send my poop from here to Holland. What do you do? FedEx it? That would be one stinky package! I don't know if I'm comfortable with some guy having my feces to sexually stimulate himself with. Who knows, maybe he's some crazy scientist that wants to clone me from the DNA in my shit. All I know is, I'm officially limiting myself to guys NO further than 30 miles away. Freaky international men of mystery need not apply... course, saying outright he wants to munch and fuck himself with my scat isn't exactly a man of mystery.... WOULD YOU DO IT? *anyhow* I am SO going to bed now. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Blueyesprkln	Sep 16 @ 4:03AM
	That is just gross and EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Ewe_Wish	Sep 16 @ 4:09AM
	Did you tell him You just dont give a shit??
dridge	Sep 16 @ 4:20AM
	Aw shit, I knew some kinda shit like this would happen. Frankly I don't give a shit! We'll talk about this shit tomorrow. Who's gonna clean up this shit? Get this shit outta here! Oh fuck this shit!
mrknowuwell	Sep 16 @ 4:21AM
	A meal at TACO BELL .......and u could be a millionaire........jus sayin
borty293	Sep 16 @ 4:33AM
	If ya ask me ...I think this guy has a shitty attitude about romance....
whisperingcomet	Sep 16 @ 6:41AM
	Gotta say it....shit happens
Sunshine79	Sep 16 @ 7:20AM
	What kinda nasty shit is that??? Gross!!
dumblonde	Sep 16 @ 8:12AM
	tell him that you wanted to help him out but you have been busy and just TOO POOPED....
Friendinneed56M	Sep 16 @ 8:18AM
	Something smells wrong about that request....
Ashinatrix	Sep 16 @ 8:32AM
	Just send him dog shit
str8ngr84u2	Sep 16 @ 8:37AM
	LOL, I have to agree with Ash....now that is some funny shit!!
SexPet	Sep 16 @ 8:47AM
	The responses had me rolling. To all who posted above me: Good ones!!!! Thanks for the morning laugh. Did you tell him You just dont give a shit?? ROFLMAO If ya ask me ...I think this guy has a shitty attitude about romance LMAO A meal at TACO BELL .......and u could be a millionaire........jus sayin LOL
Lisa46	Sep 16 @ 9:13AM
	your shittin me???? how gross!
ynot7769	Sep 16 @ 10:28AM
	tell him..''money talks and shit walks...if you want it air mail add an extra $100.00'' then send him a p.o. box number....
Thenewguy2957	Sep 16 @ 10:50AM
	"All I know is, I'm officially limiting myself to guys NO further than 30 miles away." So the shit thing is okay IF he's within your 30 mile radius? :)
StraddleMyNose	Sep 16 @ 1:04PM
	I think that you should throw in some piss as a bonus package.
frankbarks	Sep 16 @ 1:07PM
	Geeez. $500 is $500, nurses and veteranarians go through far worse for far less. Wrap it in a whole roll of Saran wrap and a Glad/Rubbermaid plastic lunch container. Just hope you shipped doesn't give you any shit about it...
frankbarks	Sep 16 @ 1:08PM
	Geeez. $500 is $500, nurses and veteranarians go through far worse for far less. Wrap it in a whole roll of Saran wrap and a Glad/Rubbermaid plastic lunch container. Just hope your shipper doesn't give you any shit about it...
juicyjenna	Sep 16 @ 7:52PM
	For $500?! Do it! I would have no moral dilemma what-so-eveeeeer. Yeah, it's gross but who cares?
bentan	Sep 18 @ 6:49AM
	Hey how about we send him my turds and you collect the half-grand?
kris83	Sep 25 @ 8:34AM
	LOL whats up with the poo thing why is that sexual to some people. I could use the extra money though
Passion4FemScat	Jul 6 @ 6:42AM
	G uess you are not TOTALLY taboo. Your name must have threw em off. Hey, some people are just into weird shit (pun intended)