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posted 9/16/2007 4:00:05 AM |
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  totallytaboo

Some guy just offered me $500 to send my poop from here to Holland. What do you do? FedEx it? That would be one stinky package! I don't know if I'm comfortable with some guy having my feces to sexually stimulate himself with. Who knows, maybe he's some crazy scientist that wants to clone me from the DNA in my shit. All I know is, I'm officially limiting myself to guys NO further than 30 miles away. Freaky international men of mystery need not apply... course, saying outright he wants to munch and fuck himself with my scat isn't exactly a man of mystery.... WOULD YOU DO IT?

*anyhow* I am SO going to bed now.

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Blueyesprkln

Sep 16 @ 4:03AM  
That is just gross and EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 16 @ 4:09AM  
Did you tell him You just dont give a shit??
dridge

Sep 16 @ 4:20AM  
Aw shit, I knew some kinda shit like this would happen. Frankly I don't give a shit! We'll talk about this shit tomorrow. Who's gonna clean up this shit? Get this shit outta here! Oh fuck this shit!
mrknowuwell

Sep 16 @ 4:21AM  
A meal at TACO BELL .......and u could be a millionaire........jus sayin
borty293

Sep 16 @ 4:33AM  
If ya ask me ...I think this guy has a shitty attitude about romance....
whisperingcomet

Sep 16 @ 6:41AM  
Gotta say it....shit happens
Sunshine79

Sep 16 @ 7:20AM  
What kinda nasty shit is that??? Gross!!
dumblonde

Sep 16 @ 8:12AM  
tell him that you wanted to help him out but you have been busy and just TOO POOPED....
Friendinneed56M

Sep 16 @ 8:18AM  
Something smells wrong about that request....
Ashinatrix

Sep 16 @ 8:32AM  
Just send him dog shit
str8ngr84u2

Sep 16 @ 8:37AM  
LOL, I have to agree with Ash....now that is some funny shit!!
SexPet

Sep 16 @ 8:47AM  
The responses had me rolling.

To all who posted above me: Good ones!!!! Thanks for the morning laugh.

Did you tell him You just dont give a shit??

ROFLMAO

If ya ask me ...I think this guy has a shitty attitude about romance

LMAO

A meal at TACO BELL .......and u could be a millionaire........jus sayin

LOL
Lisa46

Sep 16 @ 9:13AM  
your shittin me???? how gross!
ynot7769

Sep 16 @ 10:28AM  
tell him..''money talks and shit walks...if you want it air mail add an extra $100.00''


then send him a p.o. box number....
Thenewguy2957

Sep 16 @ 10:50AM  
"All I know is, I'm officially limiting myself to guys NO further than 30 miles away."

So the shit thing is okay IF he's within your 30 mile radius? :)
StraddleMyNose

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Sep 16 @ 1:04PM  
I think that you should throw in some piss as a bonus package.
frankbarks

Sep 16 @ 1:07PM  
Geeez. $500 is $500, nurses and veteranarians go through far worse for far less. Wrap it in a whole roll of Saran wrap and a Glad/Rubbermaid plastic lunch container. Just hope you shipped doesn't give you any shit about it...
frankbarks

Sep 16 @ 1:08PM  
Geeez. $500 is $500, nurses and veteranarians go through far worse for far less. Wrap it in a whole roll of Saran wrap and a Glad/Rubbermaid plastic lunch container. Just hope your shipper doesn't give you any shit about it...
juicyjenna

Sep 16 @ 7:52PM  
For $500?! Do it! I would have no moral dilemma what-so-eveeeeer. Yeah, it's gross but who cares?
bentan

Sep 18 @ 6:49AM  
Hey how about we send him my turds and you collect the half-grand?
kris83

Sep 25 @ 8:34AM  
LOL whats up with the poo thing why is that sexual to some people. I could use the extra money though
Passion4FemScat

Jul 6 @ 6:42AM  
G uess you are not TOTALLY taboo. Your name must have threw em off. Hey, some people are just into weird shit (pun intended)

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