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posted 9/14/2007 10:26:56 AM |
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  totallytaboo

I have to admit it was a lot better than the one from the girl (obviously a fake profile!) that asked me if I liked to fuck dogs. Sorry, I'm afraid that just doesn't do it for me... even though they tend to listen a lot better than men do.

I'm just going to throw this out there.... I don't want to marry you! I don't care if you're royalty in whatever country you live, I just don't think it's a good time in my life to legally bind myself to a guy I've never met before, never seen a picture of, or never even had more contact than the first email you sent me.... I'm just going to pass on the whole thing. Please, go find yourself another wife, there are some great catalogs out there! Hell, maybe I can help you find a coupon. 20% off sound good? I'm sure it's just the price and not like an arm or a leg so she can fit in a smaller box to make your shipping costs less.

Alright, I'm going to go.. just glad we could clear that up.

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ladybootscooter

Sep 14 @ 10:57AM  
Kudos to you girl! Awesome blog!!
nusouthorigin

Sep 14 @ 11:01AM  
Honestly can't ever think of a good time to marry someone that I've never met, seen a picture of and never had more than email contact with. Anybody think their is a good time?
Ewe_Wish

Sep 14 @ 11:27AM  
Aw TT, as nice as your offer sounds, don't worry, "he" probably sent this letter to lots of women on here! But I am amazed that anyone wouldn't just jump at the idea of marrying royalty.
Redhead131

Sep 14 @ 11:34AM  
Damn.... Prince William proposed and you're turning him down....
lori478

Sep 14 @ 1:41PM  
your beautifull of course your getting proposals
mrknowuwell

Sep 14 @ 11:53PM  
I dont have a dog.........does that mean u wont marry me???
StraddleMyNose

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Sep 15 @ 3:13AM  
That's some guys for ya...
gs2020

Sep 25 @ 10:31PM  
Yes but men aren't the only ones who send out those emails...I have gotten emails from women saying that they were born in France or some European country and something happened and they were stuck in Africa. I'm sure the first place I would look for help getting out of Africa would be here!!!

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