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posted 9/13/2007 10:57:22 AM |
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  MissMisty

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight.
His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak
in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to goupstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"

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Lisa46

Sep 13 @ 11:00AM  
well if he came over here I'd hold them for him
DeDe54

Sep 13 @ 11:44AM  
good one hon
dridge

Sep 13 @ 12:05PM  
GOOD ONE!!! Peace, Don
regularguy354

Sep 13 @ 3:55PM  
Sounds like my ex!
Tbonexxx

Sep 13 @ 7:36PM  
I think he deserved a BJ
borachone

Sep 13 @ 9:22PM  
Nice real nice ROFLMAO

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