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A blonde from Alabama

posted 9/12/2007 2:58:59 PM |
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  Lisa46

A blonde from Alabama arrived in Vegas and bet twenty-thousand
>>> dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>>> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I
>>> play topless."
>>>
>>> With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
>>> "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
>>> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
>>> squealed...
>>> "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
>>>
>>> She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
>>> winnings and her
>>> clothes, and quickly departed.
>>> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
>>> asked, "What did she roll?"
>>> The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were watching."
>>> Moral ---
>>> Not all Southerners are stupid.
>>> Not all blondes are dumb.
>>> */But, all men...are men/*.

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sweetnasty1

Sep 12 @ 3:02PM  
...that was a good one!
StraddleMyNose

Sep 12 @ 3:24PM  
lol...That's about the truth!
HollyHummy

Sep 12 @ 4:12PM  
that's a good one
dridge

Sep 12 @ 4:21PM  


borachone

Sep 12 @ 6:51PM  
YES Lisa I am a man . pssst wanna shoot dice with me sometime
smiley638

Sep 12 @ 7:40PM  
Loved it.
FUNGUY007

Sep 12 @ 8:17PM  
Cute joke from a smart Alabaman lady.

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