How Fights Begin:
I was driving to work the other day when I rear-ended a car that had stopped in front of me. I got out to survey the damage, and so did the other guy. When he stepped out of his car, he was a DWARF! He walked to the back of his car, put his hands on his hips, and said "I AM NOT HAPPY."
Then I said "Well, which one ARE you?"
That's how the fight started.
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