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posted 9/8/2007 4:53:22 PM |
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  redman68938

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is:

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again"

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Looking4ever

Sep 8 @ 4:57PM  
Aw, now that is just plain mean!
loveableone

Sep 8 @ 5:03PM  
casuallylooking

Sep 8 @ 5:48PM  
Yeap, mean......but funny.
DesertSmile

Sep 8 @ 5:53PM  
Aw come on...your not supposed to be mean in Heaven
NachoBaby

Sep 8 @ 6:02PM  
good one! Thanks for the giggle!
Ewe_Wish

Sep 8 @ 6:07PM  
Oh hell, I needed that laugh today, Thank You.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 8 @ 7:15PM  
Oh man, that is sooo wrong!
sumdaysoon

Sep 8 @ 8:43PM  
now that is a man with a plan.......
luv2liclst

Sep 9 @ 2:44AM  
na na na na na!
Lisa46

Sep 9 @ 9:40AM  
well hell!! i can close my eyes if the men are still "endowed"

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