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posted 9/8/2007 3:13:50 PM |
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  slohand_47

You know what they say about the weather in Illinois.... if you don't like it, wait 10 minutes and it will change. The roads are terrible because it freezes and thaws all winter long. Summers? People go from here to the desert to cool off. So, I can totally relate to the following story. (plus you will understand when people tell me to go to hell, I"m NOT worried)


A guy from Illinois dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity.

After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Illinoisan is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.

The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"

The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Illinois . Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the man's remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the man is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.

The man replies, "This is great! Just like April in Illinois . It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"
The devil is now completely baffled, but more determined to make him suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make him unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at what he sees. The man is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.
Jumping up and down, he throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Cubs won the World Series ! ! ! !"

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LilGriz

Sep 8 @ 3:34PM  
Coming from MN, I can really relate to this also, except about the Cubs - with us it's the Vikings winning the Super Bowl
DesertSmile

Sep 8 @ 3:37PM  
Being a Missouri gal by birth I can sooooo relate.
slohand_47

Sep 8 @ 3:47PM  
Hey, lilGriz...... I guess the Vikings have lost the most superbowls..... but at least they GOT THERE. Tarkenton was awesome. He should have got a ring.

Ewe_Wish

Sep 8 @ 6:16PM  
I guess the Vikings have lost the most superbowls..... but at least they GOT THERE
I heard the Vikings were going to change thier name to the Tampons, they are only good for one period, and don't have a second string.



Good joke Slo.
casuallylooking

Sep 8 @ 6:55PM  
I thought it was Ohio that we say that about....... Good one though, Slo.
heard the Vikings were going to change thier name to the Tampons, they are only good for one period, and don't have a second string.
Oh, Dayna that is just so wrong coming from someone from Mn..... but funny.


LilGriz

Sep 8 @ 8:22PM  
Go ahead Dayna, as a MN person, you have a right to flame them Viqueens
Ewe_Wish

Sep 8 @ 8:33PM  
Go ahead Dayna, as a MN person, you have a right to flame them Viqueens
Thanks sweetie, I appreciate that so lets move on to the Twins next

Do you know what the twins and michael jackson have in common?

They both wear one glove on one hand for no apparent reason.


And i am a twins fan LMAO
Redhead131

Sep 8 @ 8:38PM  
ROFL.. that last comment sounds like the Pirates
LilGriz

Sep 8 @ 8:53PM  
Twins? I thought they were the Twinkies
Ewe_Wish

Sep 8 @ 8:58PM  
Twins? I thought they were the Twinkies
You do have a point there, Griz!!
MilwaukeeGuy19

Sep 9 @ 1:23AM  
Dude... you have got balls to start rippin' on the Brewers...
It's not my fault that one team in F.I.B. territory hasn't won a World Series in NINETY-EIGHT (Yes that's right... 98) YEARS, and the other is in LAST PLACE in their division and as of 9/8/07, they are only 21 games back out of First place!
Ah-hahaha...

What a bunch of losers...

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