I think I might have to google "SEA DONKEY." Yeah, me too. lol
My ex used to have a friend that would go out get drunk and then complain for a week about the female that he took home or went home with. My ex told him that when he went out, casually say hello to all the ladies that were watching him--He was good looking-- and pick out one that he knew he did not want to wake up with the next morning. When she started looking good, put the drink down and get the hell out of there right then.