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The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.


Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action.

13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the lot:

17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole




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slohand_47

Sep 7 @ 6:41PM  
#14. What is it about spiders and my garage door? I swear, I kill one and the next day there is 2 there to take his place. And if I don't forget to check, there is nothing worse than arms full of groceries and spider web from ear to ear.
BusterHymen345

Sep 7 @ 6:43PM  
Habitit A low cut Nun's outfit?
Wordsofwit

online now!
Sep 7 @ 7:20PM  
Thanks for the grins. A lot of people on here fit into one or more of those definitions including myself.
BusterHymen345

Sep 7 @ 7:30PM  
Geri-talia...Old people's naughty bits
slohand_47

Sep 7 @ 7:45PM  
Nunnilingius. The act of performing oral sex on a ..... do I REALLY have to say it??
BusterHymen345

Sep 7 @ 8:01PM  
supperstition ...the belief that if you don't have an evening meal, you'll literally starve to death before morning.
BusterHymen345

Sep 7 @ 8:14PM  
Impregnote...a casually written message you send to the guy you had a one night stand with last month informing him that he's going to be a daddy
luv2liclst

Sep 7 @ 9:16PM  
Now that's priceless!
BusterHymen345

Sep 7 @ 10:19PM  
apterodactyl...a skilled prehistoric flying lizard
Redhead131

Sep 7 @ 10:23PM  
Buster... you need a job with Websters
slohand_47

Sep 7 @ 10:46PM  
Public Hair. The stray pubic hairs that peek out around the sides of a bikini.
dridge

Sep 7 @ 11:10PM  
Buster... you need a job with Websters
Websters hell, he needs to go right on to Wikipedia.
TattooedRawkStar

Sep 7 @ 11:14PM  
Yay, though I walk through the sarchasm of death, I shall fear no imbecile. Kudos.
BusterHymen345

Sep 7 @ 11:49PM  
broomidrosis....you really stink at housekeeping.

BusterHymen345

Sep 8 @ 6:30AM  
moononucleosis...an infectious disease thought to be contracted via kissing ass.

sorry
BusterHymen345

Sep 8 @ 10:23AM  
argluement...the adherence to a view or story regardless of how wrong or false it is.

ok, I'm done....maybe.
mrknowuwell

Sep 8 @ 10:17PM  
Blank Overdraft Protection the hollow look you have when you cant remember how much money you have in your checking account as your writing a check

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