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posted 9/6/2007 1:47:48 PM |
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A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highway employee
said, "I have the authority of the Government to go where I want." You see
this card from Homeland Security? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
your farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highway employee running for
the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder
than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at
every step!!

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!

Sorry but when I seen LBS's blog I knew this was somewhere

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Sep 6 @ 2:24PM  
I LOVE it.

I farm for a living. Greatest job in the world. Anyway....... I was helping my cousin haul horses once and we got stopped for no lights on the trailer. As the cop was writing the ticket.... he was constantly bothered by flies buzzing around his head. As he brushed off some particularly stubborn ones, he remarked.
"What the HELL are these flies anyway!?!?"

I told him "We call them horses ass flies cuz that's where you usually see them buzzing around"

He angrily replied.... "Are you insinuating that I'm a horses ass?"

"No sir" I said. "I have too much respect for the job you do to say that"

A moment later I said....... "Hard to fool them flies, though."

(Ok, that might not have actually happened to me personally........

Sep 6 @ 3:06PM  
Is this where the saying 'mess with the bull get the horns comes in'....I missed the part about 'unless you show him your card'

Sep 6 @ 8:30PM  
great joke's

Sep 7 @ 10:56AM  
Great Joke Lisa!!

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