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20 Reasons Chocolate is Better Than Sex

posted 9/2/2007 3:07:02 PM |

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Angel_45304

You can GET chocolate

"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone sift

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to

You can even have chocolate in front of your mother

If you bit the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind

Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names

The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate

You can have chocolate on top of you workbenc/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped

You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate

With chocolate there's no need to fake it

Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant

You can have chocolate at any time of the month

Good chocolate is easy to find

You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handly

You are never too young or too old for chocolate

When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake

With chocolate size doesn't matter, it's always good

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Dominus

Sep 2 @ 3:29PM

Reasons why sex is better than chocolate:

1) While chocolate has antioxidants, it doesn't give you an aerobic workout.

2) Sex comes in just as many, if not more flavors.

3) Chocolate is never so good that it makes you scream.

4) Chocolate has a sugar rush, but sex has a whole ton of chemical hormone rushes.

5) You don't need to purchase anything to satisfy sex cravings. You just need privacy.

6) You can find out more about a person by the way they have sex than by the way they eat chocolate.

7) If you have sex ten times a week, people call you amazing. If you have chocolate ten times a week, people call you chubby.

8) You can be on any diet program you want. With sex you don't have to count carbs, fat grams, consider the effects of fiber, or check to see if there's nutrasweet involved.

9) Sex is a great way to monitor your social status. If you're a someone who can't get sex you know you need either more money, a better bod, or psychological help. All of which are available.

10) You NEVER have to go into work and proclaim loudly "Ugh...I wish I hadn't had all that SEX last night!"

38decentmale38

Sep 2 @ 3:29PM

max49

Sep 2 @ 3:30PM

ValentineGirl214

Sep 2 @ 4:52PM

3) Chocolate is never so good that it makes you scream.

I do love chocolate, but like Dom says "It's never made me scream" or beg for more!

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