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posted 9/2/2007 2:11:37 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

THE RECIPE

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his
friend is very well endowed.
"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night
rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow
4 inches! You should try it."
Jim agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how
his situation was.
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I
lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."





Wait for it ...........











Wait ..............










"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"

MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!

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ValentineGirl214

Sep 2 @ 2:29PM  
Funny!!!
Wordsofwit

Sep 2 @ 2:30PM  
A black guy dashes into a public mens room, whips out his huge schlong before he gets to the urninal as he has to go urgently. The guy next to him notices the size of his manhood. As the black guy is relieving himself, he exclaims, "Whew, I just made it!" The guy next to him inquires, "Oh really? How much would charge to make one of those in white?"
max49

Sep 2 @ 2:31PM  
LMAO That's a good one Crissy. Well worth a kudo.
Ashinatrix

Sep 2 @ 3:14PM  


Compliments of mrknnowuwell..........
NachoBaby

Sep 2 @ 3:33PM  
I met him!!!!!
ladybootscooter

Sep 2 @ 5:25PM  
good one!
casuallylooking

Sep 2 @ 5:58PM  
Yeap, it's a recipe for a reason......

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