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When my daughter was fifteen, she looked older. She was Goth, pagan, and in love with mythology. At that time she was a large girl with probably “C” cups and she got a tat on the inside of the left titty. It was about three inches long and about an inch and a half wide. It was some gothic looking grim reaper thing, or so I thought.
By the time she was nineteen, she had grown considerably to “HH” cups (if there is such a thing). She came over one day wearing something revealing enough to show the cleavage that revealed the tat. It was now about six inches long and two inches wide. I moved closer and looked, and noted that the character’s face had changed and it sported a nose that almost looked like the character’s manhood was misplaced. Though mean, I couldn’t resist a Jimmy Durante “Ha cha cha cha cha” as the snazola was so pronounced. It looked like an obscure character called a goon from Popeye cartoons and many folks called it “the goon” there after as the name of the tat stuck.
I had noticed previously a nose piercing, a stud actually. She had a special stud for work that flesh colored. I quipped that she could pass it off as a wart at work. Pissed her off. Never saw that again.
Anyway, a year ago, a few days after my grandson was born, she was upset because he wouldn’t breast feed. My son-in-law said in reference to the one breast, “why don’t try the other one and cover that one up, maybe the goon is scaring him.” She gave him the dirtiest look I had ever seen. By then, the damned thing was close to eight inches long.
Later when catching a smoke outside, I told him I never knew what the goon was supposed to be. He told me it was a dragon and he didn’t know what it was until he asked. Now, at the age of 32, she admits to it being one of the biggest mistakes of her youth.

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BusterHymen345

Sep 2 @ 1:35PM  
ack!

I have a couple of "tats" that I don't even acknowledge anymore. In fact, I barely see them until I'm reminded of them by someone else...

I had a physical examination, and during the old "turn and cough" routine, the Doc says "nineteen?" I was in a rather vulnerable position with my balls in his hand n all, so I just said "Pardon?" He said "I figure you were nineteen when you got the tattoo". He was referring to the tattoo near my hip bone, and he was exactly right. I was so sure that I knew it all back then...

*shakes head*
maggiemae1969

Sep 2 @ 2:00PM  
the ones that are full of wrinkles are the worst....... I thought I wanted a tiny heart or butterfly, its just a thought though ...... you know some of the tats on the calf look like big broken veins.... ewwwwwww
Wordsofwit

Sep 2 @ 2:15PM  
Just imagine what it will be like in rest homes 40 years from now. They will have a new game to play, sort of a show and tell with the audience guessing what it was. The dolphin grew up to be a whale and the butterfly morphed into a buzzard, while the heart became a liver.
NachoBaby

Sep 2 @ 3:30PM  
Oh man.. what I wanna know is.. when she covered it up did the baby nurse?

Of all the things I never did that I actually regret not doing.. not getting stuff tattooed on my boobs is not one of em.
Friendinneed56M

Sep 3 @ 1:16PM  
All my life I have seen people get tats.. I could never settle for one that I would have on me forever so I never got one and have no regrets at all...Some people love them I know. I think they look very good when you get one but I know I owuld grow tired of it in a year or two at most..I once knew a very busty woman who had sunflowers on her entire breast......She looked fantastic and it was a huge turn on at the time for me..
JackOften

Apr 26 @ 12:43PM  
Bruce, being a tattoo artist myself, I look and listen to lots of things that are now on the market, and things that they are trying to approve to be on the market tattoo related. and I recently have learned of a topical cream that is supposed to be the new wonder cream, answer to all bad tattoos, and unwanted ink work. aply a few times, and it fades the ink to to nothing, and it is perm. gone. tell her to look into it. I cant for the life of me remeber the name, but I will let you know what it is as soon as I can remember.

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