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posted 8/31/2007 1:05:22 PM |
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Just about everyone knows that I have one daughter. But I have a friend that I have been friends with for most of our lives. Her daughter and my daughter grew up together also. So she is proudly referred to as my other daughter. She has a 4 year old little boy that for medical reasons---which would break your heart---just finished potty training about 3-4 months ago. Now this year he rides the bus to preschool. His Mom decided she should have the talk with him about inappropriate touching and such. (Isn't it a shame that we have to teach an innocent 4 year old these things already..) Anyways.......
As she is fininshing having this conversation with him his eyes grow extremely huge and he has trouble getting his words out as he stammers with "Mommy, we we we need to call Aunt _____. We need to call her RIGHT NOW!! " Daughter #2 says, "Why, _____ ? What's wrong and why do we need to call right now? Is there something you need to tell me?" His tears fall and he is scared but he tells her, " Yes. We have to call about ______(cousin). Hurry Mommy, call right now." Daughter says, "What's wrong with ______?" He looks at her with tears and fear in his eyes and says "Mommy,someone cut off her weiner and stoled it. It's gone. I don't think she knows to tell Aunt___. We have to tell her." Daughter is trying so hard not to just about die laughing and keep a calm voice and straight face as she explains to him that she is a little girl and they have different private parts and no one took her weiner and she is okay. He looks at her weird--even though he has a baby sister, it must not have hit him yet-- and says "Different private parts? " She tells him Yes. He says, " Are you sure?" After explaining that yes, she is sure she tells him that she thinks he left his cup up in his room could he go get it.... At which point she went into hysteria in her own bedroom...
And we think we get confused about life sometimes.........LOL

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Lisa46

Aug 31 @ 1:34PM  
oh god how precious!
str8ngr84u2

Aug 31 @ 1:50PM  
How wonderful it is to be innocent!! Thanks for sharing that.....
max49

Aug 31 @ 2:19PM  
Poor little guy. Thanks for sharing Trease and a kudo sugar.
shell2784

Aug 31 @ 2:44PM  
That's adorable!! Haha
Ewe_Wish

Aug 31 @ 3:17PM  
Aren't children adorable. I remember when my son was three years old and a neighbor boy the same age was playing at our house, and i heard them talking and the one boy said that he had a weinie and my son asked him what that was so the little boy stood up and showed him. My son told him you are so stupid thats a tallywacker and everyone knows that. My son didnt want to play with him anymore cause he said that danny was just too stupid. I had to explain to him there was other names for it than just tallywacker............he looked at me with that innocent look only 3 yr olds can get and said than mine is luke skywalker. He was really into star wars at the time.
ynot7769

Aug 31 @ 3:38PM  
he looked at me with that innocent look only 3 yr olds can get and said than mine is luke skywalker

"......the force luke......use the force........"

this whole thing is just too much ...
Looking4ever

Aug 31 @ 3:54PM  


dridge

Aug 31 @ 4:12PM  
Ahh, but to be that age again, learning about all the delights life has to offer.
Redhead131

Aug 31 @ 6:37PM  
I remember when my sister and I were young and someone asked her how you could tell a baby boy from a baby girl... Her response was...

Boys have a handle.
NachoBaby

Aug 31 @ 8:39PM  
Aww gawd y'all after reading Seli's blog... I just wanna say thank you for making me wet my pants.

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