Are you Sure you know what you're talking about? posted 8/31/2007 1:05:22 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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Just about everyone knows that I have one daughter. But I have a friend that I have been friends with for most of our lives. Her daughter and my daughter grew up together also. So she is proudly referred to as my other daughter. She has a 4 year old little boy that for medical reasons---which would break your heart---just finished potty training about 3-4 months ago. Now this year he rides the bus to preschool. His Mom decided she should have the talk with him about inappropriate touching and such. (Isn't it a shame that we have to teach an innocent 4 year old these things already..) Anyways.......
As she is fininshing having this conversation with him his eyes grow extremely huge and he has trouble getting his words out as he stammers with "Mommy, we we we need to call Aunt _____. We need to call her RIGHT NOW!! " Daughter #2 says, "Why, _____ ? What's wrong and why do we need to call right now? Is there something you need to tell me?" His tears fall and he is scared but he tells her, " Yes. We have to call about ______(cousin). Hurry Mommy, call right now." Daughter says, "What's wrong with ______?" He looks at her with tears and fear in his eyes and says "Mommy,someone cut off her weiner and stoled it. It's gone. I don't think she knows to tell Aunt___. We have to tell her." Daughter is trying so hard not to just about die laughing and keep a calm voice and straight face as she explains to him that she is a little girl and they have different private parts and no one took her weiner and she is okay. He looks at her weird--even though he has a baby sister, it must not have hit him yet-- and says "Different private parts? " She tells him Yes. He says, " Are you sure?" After explaining that yes, she is sure she tells him that she thinks he left his cup up in his room could he go get it.... At which point she went into hysteria in her own bedroom...
And we think we get confused about life sometimes.........LOL

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