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posted 8/30/2007 8:39:16 AM |
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral of the Story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

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Aug 30 @ 9:05AM  
oh shit........i'll only sleep alone from now on............

Aug 30 @ 9:21AM  
I have laughed at this one before, its good for 2nd time around laughs too .

Aug 30 @ 9:30AM  
Somebody hand me that chair would ya?

Aug 30 @ 9:32AM  
oh shit........i'll only sleep alone from now on............

hey ding-a-ling you already do!

Aug 30 @ 11:23AM  
hey ding-a-ling you already do!
@ Lisa............... Oh, sorry Y.

Aug 30 @ 1:11PM  
I have heard this joke so many times... and every time... its still hilarious!

Sep 29 @ 10:33AM  
These are so kewl I love all of them You are what we call a card in Texas I bet you are a riot Larry

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