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posted 8/29/2007 6:26:49 PM |
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  Redhead131

I thought that for all of you who are interested in becoming healthier and working out on a regular basis I would post a guide to help you:

Sex Calories


Sex and Exercise - calorie counter

It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently
Nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different
Sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World,
here are the true caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent...........................................12 Calories
Without consent.......................................187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................................8 Calories
With one hand.........................................12 Calories
With your teeth........................................85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......................................6 Calories
Without an erection..................................315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris...........................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot............................92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary...........................................12 Calories
69 lying down........................................78 Calories
69 standing up.......................................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow..........................................216 Calories
Doggy Style..........................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.................................. 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real................................................112 Calories
False...............................................315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.....................................36 Calories
30-39 years.........................................80 Calories
40-49 years.........................................124 Calories
50-59 years.........................................972 Calories
60-69 years.........................................2916 Calories
70 and over.........................................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...............................................32 Calories
In a hurry...........................................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door.................1218 Calories
With your WIFE knocking at the door..................3521 Calories

Sounds like a great plan to me.
Weight Watchers has nothing on this plan

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casuallylooking

Aug 29 @ 6:56PM  
ORGASM:
Real................................................112 Calories
False...............................................315 Calories

Wait a minute.......faking an orgasm burns more calories than having an actual one? Let's weigh this out:
Feeling Really Good....112 calories burned
Faking it but still feeling good......315 calories burned
Hmm. I know how about I just have 3 orgasms and it all balances out.

jwlsn83

Aug 29 @ 7:28PM  
i agree,three is such a good number anyhow
speednut

Aug 29 @ 7:53PM  
ajay_t43

Aug 30 @ 3:05AM  
lol, cute.

if you wanna be as fit as the girl in million dollar baby, give me a ring :P.
Bendover151

Aug 30 @ 3:25AM  
I would have to question some of those numbers and would suggest further research is probably necessary. Any volunteers?
ynot7769

Sep 8 @ 12:34AM  
well hell and i thought this was gonna be a work out

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