K. So the the doctor called me, yesterday. Well actually he didn't call. He's way too busy for that outmoded form of communication. With all the new womens to personally greet and welcome to the site, and with the rash of hurricane driven swells that arrive in Florida at this time of year, he's way to busy to pick up the phone and actually place a call.
And with the recent downturn in gold memberships, he's had to cut back on staffing, so there isn't anyone in the office he can ask (order?) to place a call for him. So what he did was send me a wink, that all-purpose tool that has recently returned to our box. I knew what this meant. We had recently had some conversations about the new clientelle.
Seems that since ABC's Homemakeover left town, a coupla weeks ago, what with the site looking so myspace and all, a bunch of the 29,000 registered sex offenders that were found to have active profiles on myspace, had strayed down the gutter to our pure and healthy sex site. As the unofficial adjutant of the AMD neighberhood watch  , he felt i wasn't doing enough to earn my free kudos.
Now the kudo whore term has been bantied around a bunch, of late. Seems once a kudo whore, always a kudo whore, no matter your motivations. So i fired up the AMD mobile and hit the road. First stop; Indy. Great town, with sooo many lovely visions to take in. Which explains all the footprints around L's dining room window.
I cruised by w's, just to make sure she was being a good girl. The good news is, she wasn't. 
Then it was off to the mid east, an area that for some reason, gets an awful lot of bad publicity, but is resplendent with characters of the highest order. You understand i'm talking about Ohio, Pennsylvania and that area, right? Never seen such a luscious crop of lovelies, in all my days. My only problem when checking the windows, as the doc has asked me to, is all the other people already checking them. Your high traffic area, for sure. What a great job i got.
But one thing i noticed, along the way, was so many new faces. And they looked a lot like the old faces, with the names changed to protect their guilt. Seems they're out at night, and in the daytime. So i'm gettin' with Borty, and we're working ona coupla' new inventions. One will be a side of the car type of cowcatcher blade, that will scum the slimes off the sides of the road, and back into the gutters they came from. I'm also gonna need something that extracts them from the crowds they hang in, but with Great pain and discomfort. To me, the shriek of pedophiles in pain is almost as beautiful as country music, and will also serve as deterrent, i hope. But i digress.
I swung on down to Florida,the home of the KKK's subchapter, pedo's R US. It was good to see all the women on the site topless, and sporting luscious tans. Actually, all the women i saw last night were topless. Cuz if they weren't when i got there, i certainly waited around til they were. Sheesh. And gynechologists think they got a great job??
Then it was off to the southern plains, another hotbed area.By the time i reached Oklahoma, she was rising!! Know what i mean?? Between the late hour, and the reddish glow from the lunar eclipse, i'm not really sure what was going on at A's. But i stayed for a long time, and certainly learned a few tricks.
I'd like to tell you i made it to everyone's window, last night, but with all the extra time i spent at certain windows, it just wasn't possible. But know this: I ran over every pedophile on the street, last night, and it felt good. I also came in all four time zones, which felt better.
Thanks for listening. 
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