A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he
asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to
her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there
was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Hummer I bought for
you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your New York
Giant's season tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for
our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The
cabby replied, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he
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