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E-Mail posted 8/26/2007 11:40:52 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: humor, joke   Lisa46 One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 90% are misbehaving and only 10% are not." God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 10% who were being good, because He wanted to encourage them....give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? ......... OK, I was just wondering; I didn't get one either.. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ashinatrix	Aug 26 @ 11:59AM
	I did!!!!!!!!! He actually apologized for my dry spell!!!!
Angel_45304	Aug 26 @ 12:10PM
	I'm still waiting for mine, must have gotten lost somewhere, lol
ValentineGirl214	Aug 26 @ 12:14PM
	Yep, he left me out in the heat again!!
ynot7769	Aug 26 @ 12:18PM
	guess NOW i gotta reason to go check the mail..normaly just bills so fuck it i check it 2 times a week now i KNOW i got mail
BusterHymen345	Aug 26 @ 12:18PM
	The E-mail said "congrats, now give me 10%" that's how I heard it anyway....
straightup_9	Aug 26 @ 12:20PM
	LOL...I didn't get one either...when I send an e-mail to ask why, he send a reply...that was a week ago...and i'm still sitting here looking at the words...."downlosding...Please Wait"......lol
NachoBaby	Aug 26 @ 12:36PM
	Mine just said, thank goodness you are not one of those Sheeple!
mrknowuwell	Aug 26 @ 1:00PM
	He was tryin to sell me viagra and move 20 million dollars out of a small african country........
Wordsofwit	Aug 26 @ 1:19PM
	I got one from him. He said my prayers had been answered and the answer was "no", then proceded to thank me for letting everyone know that Oscar the cat wasn't dead.
dridge	Aug 26 @ 4:24PM
	Mine said the same thing Busters did with a PS about Oscar the Cat!
Looking4ever	Aug 26 @ 7:17PM
	I wish he'd quit emailing me EVERY day! Sheesh! Maybe if I shared what the emails said, I'd quit getting them? Ya think?
Ewe_Wish	Aug 26 @ 10:46PM
	Yes Lisa, I did get one, It said Dear Dayna, I am so proud of how well you are behaving and what good work you do on earth. You are an inspiration for the 90% that has been acting up, and I have hopes if Lisa46 keeps hanging around you, that you will show her to the right path of which she should follow. Keep up the good work and I'll see ya next week. God To tell you the truth Lisa I am a little concerned about that last remark.
casuallylooking	Aug 27 @ 4:11AM
	Hey Dayna, You remember that blog I did the other day about people who can't tell the truth.... You said something about a lie is in the way it is perceived. Well I'm pretty sure forging a letter from God and signing His name is a sure trip to hell. Probably give you a week of pure torture to think about it first though........ Does this fall into that catagory that my mother always threatened me with....guilty by association? Kudos, Lisa....
Lisa46	Aug 27 @ 11:01AM
	if Lisa46 keeps hanging around you, that you will show her to the right path of which she should follow. Keep up the good work I think he sent you the wrong letter. there is NO way he wants me to do as you do I'd be in hell quicker Well I'm pretty sure forging a letter from God and signing His name is a sure trip to hell. Oh but according to Treas I'll see you there