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posted 10/2/2006 4:48:24 PM |
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The king has a weakness!

My stomach has hurt for about a week. Don't know why. I have ate the normal things and drank the normal things. At times though, I have just felt lousy. Last night I spend the evening watching the Bears (go Bears), pressing on my stomach and feeling pain when I did so. I slept often and slept some more after that.

So, against all manly wisdom, I called the doctor (yep, it was that bad). Prepared for the worse I stumble in. I felt better but I think it was just a mental deal, not a physical one. My stomach was still hard as a rock but I was confident that it was nothing more than some gas related condition.

The nurse (Nurse Ratchet) took the vitals and gave off a personality as cold as her hands. She takes my blood and checks my sugar. She frowned often. I got her number and I am passing it onto Canu as soon as I am through here. Even though I am sick, I am still helpful.

The doc strolls in, ask the pedestrian questions and then...

"Chris, your blood sugar is 224!"

I knew that is bad. Needless to say, he told me that I am diabetic. I knew it was coming but damn so...

No more soda, no more pretzels (the way I like it), no more peanut butter...for awhile.

So the battery of test begin, if I am a little cranky this week forgive me. I hate people poking on me.

I like to be the one doing the poking!

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Oct 2 @ 5:22PM  
Take care of yourself, darlin'. Diabetes is something to take seriously!!! Keep us posted!

Oct 2 @ 5:33PM  
That's totally not fun. Do take care and we will watch for stuff being thrown at our heads.

Oct 2 @ 7:10PM  
Sorry to hear the bad news, King D...just watch out for yourself.

Oct 3 @ 12:00AM  
Awwww would it make you feel better if i let you poke at me??? lol The rest are correct, better start taking care of yourself, Diabetes is nothing to mess with.

Oct 3 @ 12:13AM  
I hope you feel better soon, damn now I feel bad for picking on you... No I do. damn it. Get better soon, Long Live The King!

Oct 3 @ 1:39AM  
New song for the King: The Sugar Dirge...

There was once a King who hailed from Decatur.
If he met a fine wench, he would woo her and bait her.
But then one day he felt less than fantastic.
He was troubled by pains that were undoubtedly gastric.

He went to a doctor with an unpleasant nurse,
and said “Physician! Rid me now of this curse!”
The doctor poked him, then prodded some more.
But alas, the King's blood-sugar was two-twenty-four!

Oh woe! Oh woe! The sugar must go!
The King must sacrifice to stay on his throne.
He must now watch everything he doth eat,
but that is okay, 'cuz the King was so sweet.

The women he knew said he was funny;
he didn't need sugar, syrup or honey.
The King was so sweet, they knew this because
they could just eat him up the way that he was.

His wenches, his minstrels, and his masters political
lend their good will, this is quite critical.
For the King is well-liked. His sugar must stay down.
No one else here has a head big enough for that crown!

Get healthy and stay well, man. Peace, love and best wishes from all of us.

Oct 3 @ 9:26AM  
Ok! The king just wept over a song a man wrote him!


Oct 3 @ 12:05PM  
Long Live The King!!!! He has so many women in the town that love him!!!! Splenda is a wonderful thing...

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