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Never choke in a restaurant in the South or you will be sorry!!

posted 8/26/2007 6:55:11 AM |
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  dridge

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a drink, they
talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick
Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

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TrollKing

Aug 26 @ 7:57AM  
you'll be hearing from my lawyer! i have always called it the hind-lick manuever,,,seemed so obvious,,,,
loveableone

Aug 26 @ 8:51AM  
I love this one, thanks for sharing!
ValentineGirl214

Aug 26 @ 9:44AM  
Damn, I'm moving South!!
maggiemae1969

Aug 26 @ 10:00AM  
that is cute....
Friendinneed56M

Aug 26 @ 11:10AM  
I'll remember that if I ever see a bbw choking..... But she dosen't have to be really....
Lisa46

Aug 26 @ 11:35AM  
mrknowuwell

Aug 26 @ 1:05PM  
The hind lick manuver is followed by the front lick procedure...
frankbarks

Aug 26 @ 1:15PM  
that aint just whistling dick see
Angel_45304

Aug 26 @ 1:15PM  
Lisa46

Aug 26 @ 7:03PM  
that aint just whistling dick see

my fukn pop came out my nose
evening_storm

Aug 27 @ 4:18PM  
Moonshine incident....playing tag in my grandmas yard...my cousins offered me cold water out of a jar...I was the youngest...second grade...and I was hot and thirsty...so I drank it hard...my chest lit on fire right before I passed out for two days....

Rain

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Never choke in a restaurant in the South or you will be sorry!!