as king of all trolls,,i am here to defend my people much as the NAACP defends all black people,,,we will no longer tolerate your hate speak and blatant disrespect for our way of life,,,,,
we ,,the trolls,,,are no longer willing to stand idly by while you "humans" accuse us of the most heinous crimes imaginable,,,
my subjects have asked me to defend our troll honor,,,,,,and i swear to do this in a civil and respectful manner,,,,
it is about time someone defended the honest and hard working trolls who occasionaly say things you just may not want to hear,,,
it is the trolls way to point out obvious stupidity and comment thus,,,,
this i swear on my honor as king of all trolls!
i have spoken!
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NachoBaby
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Aug 24 @ 8:56PM
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Hi Nat, we missed you.
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ynot7769
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Aug 24 @ 9:06PM
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ok....cute ...even the essay.........but ANYONE with half a brain knows your not new................nor a troll.........yet alone king or king of trolls..............you ARE comical..........
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TrollKing
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Aug 24 @ 9:35PM
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how dare you insinuate that i am not the real and absolute ruler of the troll people!
you shall fel my royal wrath! as soon as i finish this beer! 
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ynot7769
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Aug 24 @ 10:12PM
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you shall fel my royal wrath! as soon as i finish this beer!
ohhhh shit.............BF..............what in the blue hell are you doing 
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TrollKing
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Aug 24 @ 10:16PM
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ummmmmmmmmmm trolls love beer!
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lunanegra
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Aug 25 @ 12:25AM
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Aw snap. 
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casuallylooking
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Aug 25 @ 2:14AM
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ummmmmmmmmmm trolls love beer! Ummmm, how many of those beers did you have before you became TrollKing? 
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Lisa46
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Aug 25 @ 11:02AM
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trolls require no company other than themselves,,trolls are self-sufficient,,,,,,
this is on your essay,, does that mean you just jack off??? 
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TrollKing
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Aug 25 @ 11:40AM
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Ummmm, how many of those beers did you have before you became TrollKing?
i have imbibed a huge quantity of your frothy ale and i must say,,,for a people whom i am forced to do battle with in order to restore the dignity of my own people,,,
i have to confess you did something right when you invented this "beer"
ALL HAIL THE TROLL KING!  "burp"
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TrollKing
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Aug 25 @ 11:42AM
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this is on your essay,, does that mean you just jack off
trolls are asexual,,,,,we do not reproduce ,,,we have always been here and will continue to be here when all of you are just a memory!
ALL HAIL THE NO-JACKING OFF TROLL PEOPLE AND THERE KING! ME!
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