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80 Year Old Virgin

posted 8/23/2007 4:50:35 PM |
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  Angel_45304

There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area.
She goes to the doctor who checks her out and tells her she has crabs. She
explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor
didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion. The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin".
The doctor checks her out and says "I have good news and bad news. The good
news is you don't have crabs, the bad news is that your cherry rotted and you
have fruit flies."

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zena343

Aug 23 @ 7:21PM  
YIKES!! THAT IS JUST NASTY!!
lickrick

Aug 23 @ 7:55PM  
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








NotoriousOne

Aug 23 @ 8:46PM  
Wow. good one
regularguy354

Oct 5 @ 10:28PM  
GROSS! LMAO

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