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Panties on the plane (no offense please)

posted 8/23/2007 10:12:42 AM |
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Body: There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip
for the first time.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me
sum hot pink panties
beefo I get on dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked?
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield,
dey gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant
orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and
I be floating butt-u p in the
oshun, dey can see me first."
The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties..."
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, "Dat's right gir lfriends, you hears me right. I
ain't wearing any panties, cause
if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box
first."

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shell2784

Aug 23 @ 10:21AM  
why say "no offense"? Its a joke... and a pretty funny one!!
mrknowuwell

Aug 23 @ 10:31AM  
That joke just got sucked into a black hole........never to be seen again....

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