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posted 8/21/2007 1:38:54 PM |
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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote."

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freebirdie

Aug 21 @ 1:54PM  
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's as bad as a 3 push rollover! Thanks for the laugh!
Lisa46

Aug 21 @ 3:16PM  
OMG I think i would have killed him!
HollyHummy

Aug 21 @ 7:54PM  
AWE!!! That's awful what a bum....but the joke is funny... ...And it's just the sorta joke you would post too...
swyeter

Aug 22 @ 1:09AM  
OMG I think i would have killed him!

Hey Lisa, you could always get the remote and hide it from him and let him hunt again.
swyeter

Aug 22 @ 1:10AM  
And it's just the sorta joke you would post too...
Holly don't you remember you were the one who told me this joke.
Ewe_Wish

Aug 22 @ 1:24PM  

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